HTML vs html5

Don't do "git pull" quickly. Always do a "git fetch" THEN "git log HEAD..origin" OR "git log -p HEAD..origin". It is like previewing first what you will "git pull".

OR something like (example):
- git fetch
- git diff origin/master
- git pull --rebase origin master

Sometimes it is a trap, you will pull other unknown or unwanted files that will cause some errors after quickly doing a git pull when working in a team. Better safe than sorry.

Other tips and tricks related are welcome 😀

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For those of you who are having interviews ... remember this

Well he did the right thing

Asks Cortana to tell a joke, and Cortana opens Bing. Made my day, well played Cortana

I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".

Most people.
"Dance like no one is looking"

Me.
"Sudo like you have backups"

"Whenever I see a door that says push I pull first to prevent conflicts"

General advice: If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

- DoS Attack

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

Apple offices be like..

Boss: “Our YouTube channel doesn’t look at all like our website.”

Me: “I’ve made it look as close to our branding as YouTube allows for with its limited editing controls.”

Boss: “This is unacceptable. I expected more from you.”

Me: “I cannot accept the blame for this. YouTube is setting the design parameters for all channels and I can only do so much.”

Boss: “You can call the YouTube, can’t you? Why didn’t you call them?”

Me: “.......and ask them....what?”

Boss: “You don’t ask! You tell! Our company has been around for 140 years. Our brand name carries that weight. They’ll change their design to what we need if you’re assertive enough.”

Me: “Ma’am, that’s just not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.”

When people find out the hard truth

Confession of the day:
1. I work in release mode
2. I work on the main branch only
3. I test on production

My dad turned off my laptop this morning, so tonight, before going to sleep I had to tell him, not to do this.
So I decided to do this....
PS: yeah that's my mom's hair clips.:D

Nice try...

WTF GOOGLE CHROME!!

SEO at its finest.

Made me laugh

My smartphone specifications list
1. Should come with 3.5 mm jack
2. No exploding battery please.

Windows Vista supports real multitasking - it can boot and crash simultaneously. 

Listened to the Google product launch yesterday, didn't notice this "feature" until now. Talk about throwing shade.

Never ask a woman about their age.

Never ask a man about their wage.

Never ask a dev about their bugs.

This is Epic...

Best way to handle exception!

Just for fun, a home made comic.

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

Create branches with name of girls and later check them out.