Start menu sums up my life.

The second one got me

GodzilLan

“Talk is cheap. Show me the code.”
― Linus Torvalds

Picture was taken right 'between' two years.

U know u need to get laid when u type pussy instead of putty

When I have to scroll down all of the terms of use.

Dafuq is this, human?

Haters gonna say it's photoshop

Me as a IT manager

Learn how to css👌

If world is a simulation, then where bugs are?

The original story:
"When I've got my very first android I was downloading any shit from Play Store. There was app called pattern security or something like that. The app was taking selfies everytime power button was pressed several times and then photo would sent to email. One day I left my old phone at home and at the office this is the photo i've received."

I'll restart this web server, it will take only 10 seconds.
After 3 hours.

Guess who said he will sleep at 11PM and now he scrolls DevRant at 4AM?

"your password must contain a capital letter, two numbers, a symbol, an inspiring message, CV, a gang sign, a dragon blood"

Well...shit

The Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs do not work:

20. "That's weird..."
19. "It's never done that before."
18. "It worked yesterday."
17. "How is that possible?"
16. "It must be a hardware problem."
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. "There is something funky in your data."
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
12. "You must have the wrong version."
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
10. "I can't test everything!"
9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."
7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
4. "You can't use that version on your system."
3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"

And the Number One reply by programmers when their programs don't work:

1. "It works on my machine."

I wonder what Windows 10 has done.

If Satan were a web developer