My colleague's vision of the word "structure"...........

I found the rig of the year.

1969 vs 2017

Q: How long did the loop take?

A: For a while

Watching a cookery program and it made me think it must be hard being a chef.

Then it made me think that being a web developer is a bit like cooking.

You have your ready meal equivalent with WordPress and Wix.

You have your cook at home kits with front-end frameworks like bootstrap and foundation.

You have your recipes and ingredients with package managers like npm and JavaScript modules.

Then you have your own home made cooking using vanilla js, CSS and HTML made to your own liking.

Just like being a good chef, being a good web developer is about knowing what ingredients and methods to include, but also what to leave out, to get the best result!

Smart windows
- {turnoff.us}

Am I the only one here that doesn't have stickers on my PC?

😓😓😫

We tested each and every setter and getter, what can go wrong with integration?

Php Christmas Tree 😂😂😎

It's like minefield of idiots.

Soo true!

Boss: Are you busy?
Me: *Schrödinger's silence*.

Does anyone else feel Facebook is hell bent on attacking open source in order to gain a monopoly on it?

They are slowing replacing every industry standard tool with over engineered bullshit and it just gets lapped up like it's the best thing ever...EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME

Fuck you Facebook, i will never support you in your crusade against one of the things i hold closest to my heart.

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

Working Code has bugs
More code = more bugs
More bugs = less working code
More code = less working code

Corrupted FS is coming

git pshu
git phsu
git puhs

**when you hear me typing fast**

Great timing.

My year looks pretty good. How is yours?

Found this in my girlfriends hometown today.

When Microsoft tries to turn you into Gollum....

[context: sitting in a chair, posting a comment here in devRant]

Other Person (jokingly): "That doesn't look like volunteer work, that looks like texting!"

Me (awkwardly): "Haha, yeah..."

Me (internally): If only I had people to text...

When you have something in your clipboard but then press Ctrl+C instead of Ctrl+V and end up with a blank line.

When you mix art with science

I'm a dev

I have a rant

Uh

...devrant

Sending HTTP status code 200 with error info in the body

Today was my last day at corporate. Got a new job at a small web company that starts next week.

Telling a developer to just start coding (because we need shit done) is like asking the surgeon not to wash he's hands before a operation cause it would save us time.

$ wget *

Downloads the Internet.