devRant - A fun community for developers to connect over code, tech & life as a programmer

Details

About

A programmer by heart. Accidently becomes a CEO of a (small) startup. Now creating a game about startup life (Startuppanic)
Skills

C#, PHP, HTML, CSS, Delphi.
Location

Indonesia
Website

https://algo.rocks

Joined devRant on 12/29/2018

954

Stackoverflow.

joke/meme bugs coding stackoverflow errors programmer interview programming

18
620

Dear gradle, no offense but I believe Rome took less time to build!

rant android studio build gradle

17
667

How does a front-end developer get away with murder?

$('body').hide();

//I'll see myself out

joke/meme bad-joke sorry front-end jquery

17
685

-Laughed at Gitlab the other day
-Accidentally dropped my db today.

fuck karma

rant fuck karma gitlab

10
825

Check out this superb website that I made..

http://localhost:8080

joke/meme feedback please

46
780

My wife: “Commit, then come to bed.”

rant blessed

22
838

As a Dev,
I hate writing Docs.

As a Dev,
I hate it when there's no Docs.

Vicious Cycle.

rant nodocs docwriting documentation

20
935

Boss: “Do you think you can work on Saturday? We really need the help.”

Me: “Yes, of course.”

Boss: “Great, thank you.”

Me: “I’ll probably be late, though, as public transport is slow on the weekends.”

Boss: “Okay, when do you think you will be at the office?”

Me: “Monday”.

joke/meme not until you pay me overtime

17
962

Yesterday, my employer promoted me to lead web developer.

I’m still the only web developer.

rant

21
968

"my app is so awesome you don't even have to close it, it crashes itself automatically. "

joke/meme crash

9
1134

"Are you familiar with uploading your code to Google Drive?"

I left the building at that exact moment.

rant wk48 google drive no git

41
1129

- Sir, you must put away your laptop before the flight takes off.
- Is a tablet okay?
- Yes
- *Uncouples keyboard from Surface*
- ಠ_ಠ
- (⌐■_■)

rant surface book

17
1319

USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

joke/meme usb

27
1503

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

rant forbes businessinsider

56
1772

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

joke/meme

30
2293

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

joke/meme joke

106
20

More room now :))

rant new desk

3
3635

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

rant

156

devRant © 2021 Hexical Labs LLC
Privacy Policy | Terms of Service