I saw this today. That's one way of ensuring that you take the medicine

Knock, knock.
Race condition.
Who’s there.

Posted this as comment, but it deserves it's own rant.

"Whenever I see a door that says push I pull first to prevent conflicts"

If you are not breaking stuff, you are not learning.

Im argueing with my friend if this is legacy or not. Please reply

If your only experience is Uni, don't put skills down as 'Advanced' on your damn CV

Lower expectations, deliver results

Never bite off more than you can chew.🍗

Is like S...

When i will push my last commit before leaving this job

Writing cool code might be your passion but shipping it is your job. Sometimes they are not the same thing unfortunately... and its ok!

I pray that no one ever has to look at the commit message on my solo projects.

Working with a radio chip we selected because it had built-in encryption. Cannot make the encryption work, thus in contact with the manufacturer:
"- I cannot make the encryption work, it's like the chip doesn't want to take a key.
- which key do you use?
- does it matter?
- well yes, you can't just use any key!
- why not?
- you need to get an approved key from us.
- why is that?
- so that your competitors can't read your data!
- ...
- ...
- so the way to get working keys is to get them from you?
- of course!
- keys are 256 bits. Can we potentially use all of them?
- OF COURSE NOT!
- how many can we get from you?
- one! We reserve it from your company.
- are you telling me that all units within a company will need to have the exact same encryption key?
- yes!
- so anyone with our product could eavesdrop another same product?
- well yes, but it's all within your own products.
- ...
- ...
- that's not how encryption is supposed to work.
- but it's safe, your competitors cannot eavesdrop!
- I'm out of here."
(We finally found a satisfactory work-around, but i am still pissed at them)

When your shower has more GitHub commits than you

After a week of using DevRant, it looks more like a book of jokes for developers, than a social platform for serious discussion of developers stuff. :(

Good idea

I know a few developers who do this 😂

Quick fix....

This is so awesome...

If we ever colonize Mars or if we even go further I am already feeling sorry for the poor bloke that will have to work on DateTime library.

Feedback from a client

-"It doesn't work! I want this solved immediately! "
- What? Which of the 20 views? Can you be more specific?

... 5 hors later (and lot of wasted time debugging) ...

-"I mean, this button is not aligned."

The problem with Linux... It's stable, you can get exactly the desktop experience you want out of it, BUUUUT, there's always an urge to tinker a little more, then you break everything and it takes hours to fix

Throw back* Thursdays. Content strategy first. Always.

Client asked for a zipped up copy of the files that I uploaded to their server via ftp, using login details they gave me...

.illuminati {
position: absolute;
visibility: hidden;
}

Donald Trumph is a remainder that you should just apply for a job you want even if you don't have the experience!!

I noticed some users with very high votes and looked at their posts. All of the posts were just positive statements. Let me try. "I think computers are wonderful. It's so exciting to build out the ideas of my dreams and help others."

Tried signing up for Postman with Google.

Admin home page secured well, but every CRUD page available without admin authentication on prod environment... for at least 3 weeks

Have you ever heard of Jake Weary?

(src: https://facebook.com/UniversityOfMe...)