Devlopers will get it

Epic Answer ever.... Laughed to the core...

Hilarious!

I wrote a stored procedure and declared the input as varchar instead of varchar(100). everything seemed to be working. later on we noticed that the procedure only saved the first character of the input (a user form). unfortunately we found out first when the monthly form reports where issued. a whole month of incomplete forms from our users. the client wasn't happy.

how is my fitness Application(mag)

Boss: "What have you told the client yesterday?"

Me: "Project progression and..... money?"

Boss: "Don't do that again. We will deal with them about that later, just tell them something technical that they will not understand."

Me: "??W????T?????F???"

When someone touches my screen

System engineer to Director: We can clone the machines for extra capacity.
Director in meeting later that day: It's ok, they can make clowns of the machines.

if you want it done that way then fucking do it yourself because that shit makes no sense to me, and you have not adequately made your case to me as to why it makes sense, and since I'm writing it it seems prudent for it to make goddamn sense to me.

Your moma is so ugly, that people confuse her with a website written in only HTML!

Why is it that women find C to be more attractive than Java?
Because C doesn’t treat them like objects.

//The Lucky Bug

We will fix this bug in next century...

https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_b...

The moment when you forgot to git commit and push, and you decided to continue to work on new features and you could not roll back to the previous build...

Before knowing how to use git: Pff, it's ridiculous...
After knowing how to use git: *modifies 3 lines*
*git commit*

One byte should be enough right? 👏

Jenkins.. please run as fast as you can..