Dear gradle, no offense but I believe Rome took less time to build!

Thats Me.

A recursive bar walks into itself.

Do people actually use eclipse because they enjoy using it?

Never thought I'd have so much in common with a layout

You know you're passionate about computers when your completely immune to scams and phishing attacks but the mention of laptop stickers makes you type a rant about it. ~(￣▽￣)~

Internship is just a cover name for slave work on 21st century

Best show ever

Supervisor: Go interview the client for requirements
Client:i want insert,update blablabla and searching,
Me: Delete?
Client:Nope we want store the data blablabla forever..
*after few weeks*
Supervisor:Can i see the progress?
Me: sure
Supervisor: where is the delete function? I want the delete button !!
Me: :/ *why the hell i hav to meet the client if i need to fllow my supervisor requirements*

#PracticalStudent #Internship #Confusing

Copyright notices be slaying....

Anything with Jetbrains on the cover, IDEA, Android Studio, Clion. Can't imagine how I'd work if these IDEs weren't doing half the work for me.

Qualification != proficiency

Worked at a company where this bloke (Jepediah mcShitFart we shall call him) had enough programming certs and qualifications to fill a page.

I was the one fixing his fuck ups, because he coded like his ass, debugged like his ass, talked like an ass, and used to shrug off responsibility like an ass. Hr did nothing because he 'was a long time employee'.

Plus, I have met hundreds of programmers who would put many to shame, and they don't have a single qualification.

Be kind always.

I wish there was a .gitignore for people

So my friend thinks that only hackers can participate in Hackathons.

Poor fellow ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Android development is like:
- 30% of the time is coding & debugging
- 70% of the time is waiting for Gradle to build

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"Describe your life in 3 words"

Me:

DO YOU FUCKING SERIOUSLY TELL US IN THE SECOND SEMESTER OF OUR MASTERS DEGREE THAT WE SHOULD BE CAREFUL THAT ARRAYS START WITH 0?!?

This is what most people do... lol 😂😂😂😂 😂

- Knock, knock

- An async function

- Who's there?

Me: I should make a new branch.
Inner me: push to master.

Why does material design looks good only on Google products and websites?

Screw Emojis!!

Client asks how many days will it take to implement feature XYZ.

I say 3 days. But Skype had other plans.

Asks Cortana to tell a joke, and Cortana opens Bing. Made my day, well played Cortana

UI design gone wrong

Hahahaha........😂😂😂. Now that's how to do it.

Does anyone else religiously check for updates on their mobile?

And that's why there are scientific programming languages:

"Hey, you are the Java guy, aren't you? My Java is broken!"

Me: *Takes a look at the code*

if ("4+4".equals("5+3")) {
System.out.println("Same result!");
} else {
System.out.println("Different result!");
}

Friend: "What is devRant?"
Me: "A place where programmers tell jokes and complain."
Friend: "Why dont you just do that irl?"
Me: "Because we never test in production"