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In my Software Engineering II class, our teacher begins a overview of NoSQL DBs. A buddy of mine leans over and asks me "A SQL DB walks into a NoSQL bar, do you know why he left?"
I said, "No idea".
He said, "Because there were no tables".
Our teacher heard me laugh, so my buddy had to explain the joke to the entire class. Needless to say, the whole class got a kick out of it!

Due to popular demand (and we being unable to produce a smooth performance out of JavaFX), we decided to switch to Electron for devRantFX collab. It is now called devRantron!

Relevant collab: https://devrant.io/collabs/420025/

Under the hood we are using the following techs:

- React (ReactJS, Redux, React-Router)
- Jest
- ES6 and Webpack
- MaterializeCSS

If you have knowledge about React-native or VueJS, you should be able to understand the code (eventually). If you want to contribute let me know! I will add you to our slack group :)

git commit -m "fixed issue with fan"

If you understand -_-

Why programmers like UNIX:

unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep😋

Should I learn Angular 2 or Vue 2?

Not asking which one is better, but which one suits my need better:

I want to move from PHP to nodejs frameworks; I know Vue cause it's famous in the Laravel community, but don't know about the node/js community. I heard Angular 2 is hard, but I'm changing my dev stack so might as invest some time in it. So which one should I pick?

Also, what's a good nodejs framework for starters (who aim to build production-ready apps) (also, not planning on doing mobile apps so no need for cross platform js frameworks).

Thanks in advance

So I found this sticker while cleaning my desk. Now my work laptop looks better

True story...

Oh yes I know how it feels.

... Yep

:O Amazing!!

Programmers as seen by me when I was 10: "OMG, they are scientists, they must rule the world!"

Now: "How the fuck... Whose donkey programmed that shit?!"

I wish this was not true.

Made me chuckle, cheers robershuxley /r/ProgrammingHumor

Coffee, silence, SSD, a good IDE, and that dose of despair due to a deadline in a few hours.

This is so me..

The real reason why I am not able to work...

Story of everyday when you are bored with your job and in life

Lol 😂😂😂👨🏻‍💻

This happened with me...

So, when counting physical objects, my 4 year old daughter keeps starting at "zero." 🤓

It's the weirdest thing, and I've even tried to discourage it. But, hey, she uses it correctly...so, I'll just roll with it.

Waiting for my last build to finish before i get loose for the weekend

Writing HTML is not coding. You can't relate to me.

That happens with me after every lazy programming 😓😓

I hope we'll see more of Gilfoyle in the next season of Silicon Valley because that guy is fucking fire

The difference between inheritance and composition

When the normal cream doesn't do the job...

RIP Server. :(

Oh wow so that's a back end developer

This weekend had everything but sleep :D But it was worth it. We made the game called Dash Wave in 48 hours on Global Game Jam.It was an amazing experience. Here is the link to the game: https://play.google.com/store/apps/...
http://globalgamejam.org/2017/...

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