My brain hurts.

HeckOverflow

When my team mates server responds "Internal server Error" with a 200.

Where was this 6 years ago when I was learning shell.

https://explainshell.com/

So I recently was donated a bunch of old iPhones to fix up and resell. When I turned on one of the iPhone 5s'es, I was greeted with this:

Okey-dokey... I guess I'll just sit here and wait...

Haha keeping the tradition alive.

She is right

When DevRant crashes, you know it’s time to sleep.

"Unit tests are a waste of time, and we should avoid doing that if possible. "

Kill me please.

Oh google...

His last day...all mouse devices

I've only experienced a quitting coworker once.

In a previous job a coworker quit with the words directed to the boss in a very loud and aggressive manner: "Ich künde, du verfiggti pissmorchle!!!"*, while throwing around office chairs and swearing all kinds of nasty stuff.

My boss at that time was indeed a fucking wanker. He exploited the shit out of every employee and expected from us that we work overtime for free. No pauses were paid, eventhough he'd had to by law.
I don't have to mention that he was a sexist fucktard and 3 female ex-employees sued him for sexual assault.
Sadly he is still in charge of that wanker company and he "miraculously" dodged every "bullet".

* trigger-safely and roughly translated to: "I quit, you fucking wanker!!!"

New Dutch (or european?) law requiring https for any website with a contact form or higher is going into effect very soon. Were contacting customers so they can still be on time with this, this is how most convo's go:

Collegue: *explains*
Client: Im sure my security is good enough...
Collegue: i'd really recommend it, we've got free options as well!
Client: its just a secure connection, whats the big deal...
Collegue: *more arguments*
Client: I just don't see the point, security.... well.... does it really matter that much...
Collegue: Google might place you lower in the search results if you don't get a secure connection.

Client: 😶😥😵 uhm so what were the https options again? 😅

I hope they all die a painful death 😠

I just realized DuckDuckGo has a dark mode. My life has never been more complete

Secretary of the IT department stated in a meeting that she was "overqualified to babysit a group of 40 grown-ass men who are unable to communicate with each other"

... all devs had a huge grin on their faces because we knew that she was absolutely right, management was furious 😂

She submitted her resignation on the same day, best secretary we've ever had!

Monday struggles:
Trying to recall what I was doing last Friday

> people who think design is graphic design

me: "i just designed this database for-"
normie: "hah! designed? so you changed table colors in a diagram or what."

One of my coworkers uses

if(null == something())

I know it's just coding style, but it fucking annoys me.