Git blame strikes again

I found a pointer at the shopping center

No, I am not interested in working with you...

Looks like I'll be debugging for the next 20 years

I had an error in my logic formula... You could say the formula was... boolshit

I started studying computer science 3 years ago as a challenge for myself, try something new, do something I knew absoluty nothing about.

I was always the girl who didn't know as much as the rest. I took longer than everyone else, made worse solutions. I always felt like a burden.

Yet today, for the first time, I really felt like a real developer at my last week of my summer job. Explaining a five year older collegue (with a lot more (web)dev experience) about design patterns, git, c++, and helping him to understand and use it properly.

Apparently I was smiling like an idiot because he asked me if I was making fun of him, while deep inside I was just so happy to be helpful.. 😊

Person: Oh! blablabla.onion isn't working. It must be the government censoring it.
Me: No, its because you're trying to open a onion website in Google Chrome.

This is like..... Spot on. 😂

Two unit tests, no integration tests.

Never let little kids play near your laptop RIP dev sticker :(

I was gone for like 10 mins.

This is wrong on so many levels

My friends be like...

True! 😂

Oh come on, even a child can tell that

If you're reading this you're doing it wrong.

Did you know Google's home page have 12000lines of front end code😲😷

I just realized a "hash" symbol is slanted to the right (#) and a "sharp" symbol is slanted to the left (♯) ...

A small ducky for syntax errors

Why does the Python developer have crooked teeth?

Because he doesn't use braces

Sometimes I admire Linus Torvalds more for Git than for the Linux kernel.

Lol
[the image is not mine]

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I'm surprised this even worked

Friend (IT student): Which OS are you using? Ubuntu or Linux.
Me : WTF

suddenly while you introduce yourself to everyone..

It blows.

But not much.

I started counting at 0

The bugs have learned to hide

Man, that's a pretty serious SQL warning..

Yeah...Windows...