Today I learned:

`/usr` stands for “universal system resources” not “user”

`/dev` stands for “device” not “development”

Had no idea.

lols, just salute

I once changed all my error messages to say “Processed successfully” because I had a demo yet the software was very buggy.

I bought myself time to fix the bugs later.

#demoHack

😂😂😂

Personlly, Seeing repo commit history in Gource is really mesmerizing and amusing yet scary. especially your own.

I really miss the days when Windows XP had product keys on stickers stuck to computer cases. If I ever needed an XP product key, I just went to Staples and wrote one down from one of the machines on display.

I asked my boss for two macs to work on and I got this. Now I work on two macs.

Yo mama so fat her SQL Table entry is a blob

What the fuck

Best quote I have seen in a while...

New Promise(resolve,reject).then.then.catchmthen.catch.then.then.then.promise.then.catch.then.then

This is my week

"IoT is awesome~!"

"What things about it do you love?"

"Hm, hold on a second. Oh dear."

"Something wrong?"

"Just a sec. My Fridge is getting DDoS'd"

My girlfriend knows what a coder needs when it’s their birthday. Lucky to have her. Walked into my room and it was set up like this.

Yesterday I tried to put my pc into sleep mode but ... UPDATES

Every. Commit. My Boss. Makes. Is 'cp'. I come in this morning to find 1882 insertions, 143 deletions to master, and this is the commit log for the entire weekend.
How. In the fuck. Am I supposed to effectively work on this project. If I can't keep up with changes.

WTF Python!!! "Master" and "Slave" perfectly convey the concept. In the English language many words have different meanings based on their context. It's plainly obvious that no allusion to human slavery is meant in the context of software or hardware module relationships. I don't even think it is problematic. The real problem seems to be the people who are taking terms outside their intended space. Why are we linking a scar on human history to terminologies explaining technical relationships?

Then lets also ban 0 and 1 because it can offends non-binary peoples!

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🎇HAPPY PROGRAMMERS DAY! 🎇
🎆🎉🎊🎉🎇🎉🎊🎆🎉🎊🎇🎆

coding gives me peace

Who else feels this way? Current mood 😔

Don’t you just love it when you do the following in a prod database 😅

UPDATE table SET someImportantField= NULL; WHERE abc = 123;

If I don’t laugh right now I’m going to cry.

Noooooo

Yes, that's an 18 arguments constructor.. there's 21 other classes and I'm afraid of looking into them.

So today I saw this guy:

long size = long.MaxValue;
//method that may or may not set
//size

int[] array = new int[size];

Apparently we are processing blu-ray movies in place in memory.

When someone handovers a project like this to you

The horror when you see a 3000 line Java class - services, daos, tasks - everything in one file.

"If it's not broken, don't fix it"

Follow that and you will be blessed with lots of ugly, duct-taped, hacky and unoptimized code -_-

I often type localghost instead of localhost
*giggles*

FUCK

Have you ever worked with people that constantly asks you what to do? People who are in the same spot as you, I mean.

- Hey, you should start debugging this while I finish this menu
+ So what's failing?
- I don't know man, but there's a bug
+ But where?
- You should look for it, I'm trying to link this to the controller
+ How can you not know?
- Do you know?
+ Where should I look for it? Here?
- ...
(One crappy solution after) + Here it is, I'm moving to something else
- ...

Found this in the source of http://brm.io/matter-js/ Gonna put this in all HTML pages I write from now on.

How i start my day