Here's a short test to see if you are good at debugging [read more]

My first complete pipeline with Jenkins:

- push on gitlab
- build with maven
- test with junit
- deploy with Ansible
- integration test with Selenium

I love devops!

So i heard that docker is now a thing and decided to put my servers into containers as well (see image)...but somehow I still don't understand how is this supposed to simplify deployment, vertical scaling and so on...? :D

100+ attendants in the meeting
1 single speaker

random guy every 5 minutes: sorry guys have to drop off

WHO THE FUCK CARES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes I write 'git ass' instead of 'git add' by accident, and it makes me chuckle.

Since Microsoft is racist and is trying to remove the "master" term on GitHub to "fix the World" I hope they won't forget about the "master" volume in the audio settings of Windows.

Oh boy, 4:30 am on a tuesday and I'm getting drunk alone again. Isn't my life just great

This one cracked me up!

Recursion 😂😂

!rant/story

I feel so great after switching from Windows 10 to (GNU/(REEE))Linux Kubuntu.

No annoying and redundant programs that are not quitable anymore.

It is like having a rooted phone. I am the god and not Microshit.

I am free. It feels so relaxing.

Sure, while setting this new system up, I broke a lot of things (even with years of preknowledge on linux servers), but I finally managed to finish it.

"It is a mistake to think that you are the typical target user." - Cameron Moll

Removing sleep() from legacy code. 1000x improvement.

Much optimization. Such wow.

Wanted to automate some stuff through bash scripts but did want to separate tasks so I wrote two bash scripts for data processing.

Hmm.. two scripts..... how could I even further automate thi....

*writes script which executed those two scripts*

😄

Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment.

.tree {
visibility: hidden;
}

That feel when you spend 2 hours fixing something just so you can fix the thing you originally intended to fix

A: dns record.
AA: batery
AAA: batery
AAAA: dns record

See you someday!

Google sending me an email saying "Protect your personal info from falling into the wrong hands" is probably the most ironic thing I've seen all year

what is your favorite food

👏 ALWAYS 👏 CHECK 👏 FOR 👏 HARDWARE 👏 COMPATIBILITY 👏 IF 👏 YOU 👏 PLAN/USE 👏 LINUX 👏

I hate people who pushes/pulls/leans on my chair while asking me a question.

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

i actually feel much better when i am starving or barely eating, it strengthetns the focus to work harder in order to buy the bread

The one thing more annoying than my girlfriend is the chain of mail I get from Github saying,

"One of your dependencies has a security vulnerability."

Slack finally have dark mode for desktop! 🎉

Looping around!

"I know HTML5 and CSS3"

Is it anyone else's experience that when people claim to know HTML[5] and CSS[3] they usually know neither HTML nor CSS well enough to be of any use?

Myself, I know HTML4.01Transitional//EN

Windows Subsystem for Linux should at least support mounting Linux filesystems inside those subsystems.