Hmmmm... a new one-Exciting

Hmm... Seems accurate!

Come on guys! It's not that bad.

Here we go again!

Broke production today. Gut wrenching feeling 😫

GF: Honey... What is that thing called... It's like a neverending if statement...
Me: ... A while loop?
GF: YEAH!! It's a while loop in the brain!

Yusuke Endoh: This is a Ruby program that generates Rust program that generates Scala program that generates ...(through 128 languages in total)... REXX program that generates the original Ruby code again.

Me: OH MAH GAWWD! WHY!!

https://github.com/mame/quine-relay

TLDR: Fuck you, Client A

1. Want to change the business flow during UAT and decide the deadline to be less than 4 weeks, even though that's how the business flow stated on the docs
2. He threatening us not to pay if it isn't done, even though he's not the one paying us
3. He said time isn't a problem because he can provide a table and chair that is put in front of his table

Fuck you, Client A

Inb4 sorry if this is cringe or whatever

We don’t do code review

Why do people fucking do this? You're working in a team, ffs. Even if right now you're the only one working on that branch or whatever, that doesn't make it okay to have the most useless commit messages of all time.

They're finally here! Took about 2 months - from NY to Nepal. Thanks a bunch everyone!!

Treat yourself to an early weekend

Sometimes we all need a little Bobby tables in our DB.
https://xkcd.com/327/

MathWorks:

PlEasE dOWnLoAd thE neWsT mATlAB

Me:

Fuck off!

GPGPU is the real deal.

Does anybody use raspberry pi as Kubernetes node? I kinda have an experience of my pis do not have enough memory with 1Gb. The system would run about 5 minutes, and each second more memory would be allocated. After that, every node shut itself down. Is there anything I can do about that?

Stackoverflow vs GitHub

XD

Finally I got there. Amsterdam duck store. Thank you devranter who showed that here 😍

this is it!

ever done this?