Manager: Write a function to get tomorrow's date.

Kids:

int getTomorrowsDate() {
return getCurrentDate() + 1;
}

Legends:

int getTomorrowsDate() {
sleep(1000*60*60*24);
return getCurrentDate();
}

Look what arrived in the mail.

The texture is alot more durable than I thought.

I don't understand why so many people fight this war of tabs vs spaces. My colleagues elegantly solved the problem just not using indentation at all

IntelliJ IDEA just saved my ass!
I tried deleting a resource file I had staged, but not commited yet.
A dialog comes up asking to delete alternative configs with "Yes" as the default.
Boom! After I braindead hit the enter key all other files vanished too!
I checked Git and saw to my horror that the files were also not tracked anymore.
I hastly lookup the last backup timestamp - an hour ago - fuuuuu!
I just lost about an hour of work.
I was about to give up and start from scratch when I look at the edit menu in my IDE.
Turns out you can actually undo multiple file deletions!
Kudos to the girls and boys at JetBrains! You saved the day! 😙

Hot fix of a production bug!

The bugs have learned to hide

Exactly

Linux doesn't need viruses people fuck that shit up themselves

Always use SELECT-query with the same conditions before you DELETE/UPDATE in a production database.

Love your job, not your company.

I start my internship Monday, wish me luck!

At first I was like: "wtf just happened? Why is that hand connected like it was a robot?".
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Then I realised it's ​a watch.

There is code reuse and then there is stupidity. This npm module has 4 dependents and 2 dependencies.

Found this, but not sure if it applies to us

Client asked to change the shade of blue to a little lighter shade. Deleted the hex code and typed the same hex code again and showed it to him. Instantly approved.

Working a new job be like...

Should be ILLEGAL when newsletters do not have a "unsubscribe" link 😡

This was actually in use at someone's work

One of my personal projects.
Just trying something new ☺

Recently wrote a script that would check 2 years worth of images, crop them, and resize to different sizes as changes to front end required those.

Eventually the script went into an infinite loop and crashed the whole CMS.
The worst part was that my manager was on a date and I had to call him back into office, since his laptop was still at the office.

The actual problem wasn't the loop.. I forgot to check if file actually exists before cropping... Error log size was 10gb!

At Google headquarters:

"Today seems to be a bright day"
*Angular 5 is out*

"Sir, I need to change something small, shall I do a pull?"
*Angular 6 is out*

"It's Pichai's birthday today!"
*Angular 7 is out*

"Wussup"
*Angular 8 is out*

git commit -m "weekend, in the middle of fucked up!"

My birthday so far 👌

During a software presentation for a group of clients i said:
"I reworked the interface for you. Now it's idiot-proof."

Amazed my mom actually took time to research some programming languages for my birthday cake 😁

My girlfriend comes in and sees me on devrant.

GF: "What is that app? I see you using it all the time. Is it like an endless blog with updates?"
Me: "It's kinda like facebook. But for developers. And you don't have any friends".
GF: "That seems like a sad app"

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Gillette Excel

The real story: How the Apple was damaged.

Happy Easter fellow ranters