I got a WordPress site's lighthouse score from 45 to 99. Feels good man.

I did it.

Had my final exam today.
Presentation and technical project defense both A-!

I'm officially now a certified IT specialist for application development.
(Rough translation from German "Fachinformatiker für Anwendungsentwicklung"

Signing the contract tomorrow and genuinely looking forward to the future for once.

I made a video about senior software engineers. And I think y'all are the perfect audience for it.

Here, watch it -> https://youtube.com/watch/...

People who conduct technical interview, how common it is for you to see people bombed the interview??

Thank you Iran for the party every night

I wanted her to be the one. But trying it again for another year I was not excited to put a ring on her finger. I wanted the idea of us to work but it never materialized or clicked in reality. I admired her more than anyone. Connected to her more than those before. But I couldn’t shake the feeling of no, not here. I even lost myself for a bit in denial. But even if I doubted my doubts, and devolved / gave away my agency / belief in my wholeness so she could confirm / deny my reality I couldn’t move forward with peaceful joyful resolve. And so I will continue to rant now as a single developer. She will write her c++ and Java elsewhere. And I will grow and build from a more solid natural spot myself. No need to sacrifice gut feelings to make an almost right relationship work at the expense of internal peace. Living perpetually in an ambiguous relationship is its own kind of hell. And worse than being alone. But I don’t regret trying. And she deserves all the happiness and healing in the world. Yes she had a dark side. Yes we may not have aligned in core body level uplifting energies. But I never doubted her heart and true self for a moment. And I thank her for all she has taught me. In pain of the bad times and in the good of the positive memories and moments.

Any white man can come to any black man and yell “license and registration!”
By law, black man must show his document.
If he doesn’t have it, he can do a little dance called license dance, and if the moves were good, white man can choose to not rat him out.

Vibe Coding is the start of the end of days

What do you think?

In your opinion, there are more lines of malicious or benevolent code on the internet in general? What percentage do you think would be?

PM took headache meds, they caused him to pass out. Sounds like they worked correctly

Being stranded in space while immortal is not as grim of a fate as one might think. Because all matter attracts, you will be slowly pulled towards the biggest object in the universe, the great attractor perhaps. Or the biggest star.

You will be slowly accelerating until you reach the speed very close to the speed of light. You'll go on a long, long journey, where you'll have a chance to see the universe in all its beauty. After your journey ends, as you're being pulled into the biggest thing there is, you'll challenge the immortality itself. How will your body that is still made of atoms react to being turned into plasma? Do you die and thus prove whoever had given you the gift of immortality wrong? Or do you keep on living without body, proving that souls do exist?

Without mass, your soul is free to travel at the speed of light wherever it pleases.
If it turns out that you were an immortal avatar that survived plasma, you won't survive the heat death of the universe. Alternatively, you'll be the last thing to exist ever.

Because you survived the heat death of the universe, your mass shouldn't decrease, so you'll be the darkest shade of black there is. You'll get the N-word pass! It's time to invent a new universe in your mind.

For all we know, we might as well be figments of imagination of an immortal being that was once a "human" where they came from that was given the gift of immortality and went through all the stages I described above.

Yo check out my new website!!!

https://localhost:3000

How the fuck does browser not have Buffer class support ???????? Isn't Buffer a fundamental programming function.... ??

The most accurate representation ever

https://youtu.be/8LpRh6HQrtQ/...

Aperture Science is better than Black Mesa in every way. They invented portals that are actually useful, propulsion gel, high jump gel, long-fall boots that allows ppl to fall from any height without fall damage.
What did black mesa do? one experiment that almost ended the planet. boo.

I should’ve became a chemist

Dear GPT, dear Gemini,
cher Claude, cher Copilot,
thanks for wasting my time
with your contradictory advice!
I could as well
roll a dice.

next time you see the "this is fine" meme beautifully animated on youtube or elsewhere, remember that this was a piece commissioned by adult swim and made by a furry pedophile with diaper fetish.

I am so fucking salty today.
I've had multiple tight deadlines overlapping with the crescendo one where I did 90% of the implementation including helping another company implement some stuff on their side as well as coordinating multiple parties with lots of twists and turns. We barely delivered on time. Contract is worth 10 million.

There was cake to celebrate the success last week. They didn't even bother telling me. I found out on LinkedIn. I mean I def dont get paid enough but cant even fucking have a slice of cake on the success I created?

Oh fyi I offered to buy some drinks so we could have a little celebration on my costs, just you know like have 2 beers and some snacks nothing grand. It was shut down the only way it was allowed was if I paid for the whole company to have drinks. Seriously these people be out of touch I cant pay for 300+ people ..

Good lord, fail2ban is not easy to get right.