What's this, what's this! It's a head-ache-I-do-fear! What's this! There's de-bug every-where! What's this!

We got a new marketing guy... Number 5 in 4 years. My colleague and I are betting if he will last half a year or not :D

Step away from the computer...

No no, this is too funny to be downvoted out of "the public eye" I think everybody should see this xD xD xD

(Content Warning tho)
https://devrant.com/rants/14394461/...

Streamii, you make jokes, but i don't. I deliver: https://molodetz.nl/project/...

A tamagotchi written in C using R especially for you. I'm sure it will work for 20 years. Cherish it.

You ever instinctively hit Ctrl+D during a teams chat with someone?

Our metro system spend as much in salary and infrastructure designed to make sure you pay tickets than the money from the actual ticket sales.

So basically you're paying tickets to have bareers and controllers. And then you pay taxes to run trains.

It's fucking racket.

i think this companys coffee is sus. they put some shit in it. every time i drink it in an hour i feel very high urge to take a MASSIVE SHIT. BIG SHITS TURDS coming outside of my asshole. i cant be shitting so much i need to work!

JoyRant beta has expired! Need new TestFlight link

Technology is so fucked sometimes. Often I wish that we've stopped at the Tamagotchi. It also didn't have audio jack, usb and took ages on it's battery. Communicated more clear that GPT.

Also, with a Tamagotchi you always have at least one friend to talk to.

You might need a woman for the frontend guys

Some people are the reasons that some company banned "remote-working", I am here thinking that "bro, don't abuse it, the last thing I expect is we all work onsite"

So I figured out how ostream burnt his dick the other day when vaping naked at his computer:

knew it.

https://vxtwitter.com/Anc_Aesthetic...

can't Google anything now. like even tech stuff is crap. the AIs are a better Google search now

Best meme event coming up:

Management: "Let's make the office fuuuun :D"
Me: "Let's make my life less stressfuuuul"

Sometimes we are ping pong balls being smashed from one side to the other. This is me, I'm currently studying a technology. Oops! Change of assignments! Plz study new tech! Ok thanks for the constant context-switching.

FINALLY IM HOME AND IMMEDIATELY SHITTING AND FARTING SO SO MUCH I FELT LIKE I WAS GONNA PASS OUT FROM HOLDING ALL THE SHIT FOR SO LONGGGG

So a question.

I remember a news article recently urging all people to use python and rust and the like because of memory safety.....

somewhere way back whenever this bs was.

so a few times now I had chatgpt generate me a status window script because it was a one use thing just so I could see how far along a near 500 gb download was to finished.

and it repeatedly caused my machine to freeze from an unknown source of memory leakage as it gradually built up a ridiculous amount of overhead at a rate much faster than it should jhave from the few references and bits of scalar data that it was accumulating.

I know its means something else...

but its kind of funny just the same :P
my system crashed from what is supposed to be a managed language right ? exceptions and stack traces etc ?

I NEED TO SHIT SO BADLY BUT IM IN OFFICE WORKING