Any tips on releasing stress

I assume you've already tried onanism?

Fap

bullet to the head

Opiate.

Change the company

Jellyfish lava lamp, rage room, change jobs. The order in which executed doesn't matter👌😎

There is no way to release stress. You can only try to avoid it.

@GhostDev 🤣

@Lensflare That is depressing...

@donkulator What's that?

@kanyewest Onanism? Flogging the bishop. Shellacking the shillelagh. Polishing the trumpet. Spanking the monkey. Going a couple of rounds with old Josh.

Buddhism / stoicism

gist is something like don't fret over the things you can't change and focus on the ones you can

otherwise, teas, hot milk baths, walks in the cold, and for some reason people like exercise but I find that doesn't do much for me

best way to deal with stress is not to build it up in the first place
and stress that you can do something about is very healthy and invigorating but not stress you can't do anything about
stress is meant to make your body adapt but if it's not adapting it's just destroying itself and can't find a way to rebuild itself so no adaptation and you simply get sick
exercise and temperature chances are stressful but stress your body can do something about so they can help handle chronic stress but it's best to just not have chronic stress to begin with and only take on stress for things you can do something about

if the stress you have isn't teaching you things or making you better, drop it

I do sport against stress.

Deploy joy instead

Nurofen and a wank

Bite your toe nails

Chew grass

Probably aerobic exercise.

@Demolishun as opposed to anaerobic?

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@MammaNeedHummus fuck, I meant cardio.

I have too many words and shit in my brain. Sometimes I grab the wrong ones.

As cliche as it sounds 10min yoga & 5 min affirmation/meditation solved my problem. But I will try each comment one by one, weighing the results.

punch a nazi.

@kanyewest

> But I will try each comment one by one

RIP

You can’t change the wind but you can adjust your sails.

You can’t control other people but you can control how you react.

I usually just post something stupid on devrant.

You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.

@Grumpycat World becomes way peaceful and calmer when you start killing people you don't like

@kanyewest you are starting to sound like Bill Gates.

@kanyewest

This is the singular moment Bill decided to kill everyone:

Headshotting people in videogames