3 pm salami and cheese...

Also, front end dev triggers...

Why are you laying out your snacks on toilet paper?

@Lensflare shhh...its paper towel...I swear...

sooo

I can't eat cured meats which sucks cuz they were my favourite thing. I think cuz nitrites

but turns out I also can't eat cheese which was driving me nuts. I bought havarti which is like no lactose and I can do milk fine. and it has good fats. and they don't add anything to it. so why am I getting fucked up by it?

yesterday I was watching my regular conspiracy theorist podcast... and it's fucked up.

apparently Pfizer, the same company that fucked me up with that COVID vaccine, makes something called rennet. it's necessary for milk to curdle so you can eat cheese. it's hard to produce -- actually it's produced from those same animals they're trying to feed methane-killing enzymes to destroy the bacteria of but I digress

Pfizer has cornered the rennet market and is now making 90% of the cheese. apparently they only got approval to be used legally in Canada in 2014! that's crazy though, in 10 years they have 90% of the market?

why did they need approval?

so this rennet is GMO

and I was going around and trying to figure out how can you have an allergic reaction to cheese. well turns out you can have an allergic reaction to GMO

GMO is genetically modified so it'll have all sorts of novel proteins swimming in it. immune systems recognize and attack proteins

these GMO people claim there's never been a case of allergy and they make sure to approve everything but that's bogus for various reasons:
- any genetic modification is a shotgun. there is literally randomly generated proteins in it, and you can't detect them all
- you can be allergic to proteins not found in nature. just because you exclude "known allergy causing proteins" doesn't mean people can't be allergic to it

... also I figured out why everyone has allergies. it's not aluminum in the vaccines persay. it's that in the 1980s they did GMO with the vaccines. so it's randomly generated proteins, that they train your immune system to attack

so vaccines leads to allergy to GMO

... relatedly, autism is an immune system trained to attack neurons: https://nature.com/articles/...

it only shows up in people who get tested positive for their immune systems (or their mothers') attacking neuronal tissue. severity correlates, and there's different subtypes like there are different neuron-types that have been found to get attacked by the immune system (I'm sort of piecing the pieces together but whatever)

and my first-hand experience with basically "suddenly becoming autistic" is mirroring that

also the profile of what autistic immune systems look like. their body goes into "allergy tolerance", and autism improves with age (because if your body develops tolerance to an allergy you'll cure the allergy), etc etc etc... and immune "healing" things seem to improve autism

Damn you whipped out the gourmet salameh huh

@Chewbanacas that's what she said...

:/

Missing 'devrant' tag 😁

@netikras I dunno, people used to get all pissy about memes not in joke/meme category.

@Demolishun well it IS about dR, so... It would make sense I guess? :)

@netikras I would say its not quite meta, but definitely fourth wall breaking.

Salami are “:”, and cheese is “/“. This is why it’s a dev snack: it resembles “:/“

You need another cheese stick to introduce the protocol.