in 19 minutes i have a daily meeting. but im shitting rn. will i make it? lets find out

edit: as i was sitting and shitting i was also pissing but once i finished writing this rant i saw my dick was outside the toilet so i pissed all over the fucking floor! GOD WHY THE FUCK DOES SHIT KEEP HAPPENING ONLY TO ME

To those who still insist that @b2plane is not a troll, you still stand by your point?

1 minute till daily. i made it!

@Lensflare cant make this shit up!

@Lensflare is there anyone who think he isn't? I do believe his bathroom stories sadly enough.

@b2plane I‘m not implying that you are making this up.

@retoor I believe them too, that‘s not what makes him a troll.

I think there are a few who insist that he isn‘t a troll and seem to believe that he is a decent person and try to defend him. @jestdotty is one of them, iirc.

I just asked chatgpt what it thinks what it means to be a troll in the context of social media.
And it pretty much is what my definition of a troll is.
A troll isn‘t necessary dishonest, but mainly tries to annoy people by posting provocative stuff in hope to get attention and to make people argue and fight with each other. Being dishonest only serves that goal by pretending to be bumb, but it‘s not the defining property.

Is your shitter so small or do you have a massive phat ass so that you managed to piss outside the bowl?

@Lensflare you keep trying to pick fights with me and it's tiring

@Lensflare by that definition you're a troll... because you can't even read the definition of troll properly

@galena OR PP SO BIG

@jestdotty

> you keep trying to pick fights with me and it's tiring

I don’t. Next time I‘ll make sure to not mention you directly, so that you don’t get this false impression.

I‘ll ignore the rest of your nonsense for obvious reasons.

🤣🤣 I had a situation like this once. It was for an interview. I had explosive! I was on the toilet as the interview was going...WITH MY LAPTOP! It was a VOIP call. When it came slapping out, I would mute the volume. I muted the volume so much, she thought it was a bad connection. Lol I did get a second interview, but sadly, no offer.

@DivSyntax why not just write "sorry, I need a few minutes"? 😂

@Lensflare 🤣 Cause I'm a freaking idiot!

Also, I guess I didn't want to come off as "unprepared" or something and just tried to work around it. 🤣

so dope

@DivSyntax dude does interview on Asian Difficulty. I am actually impressed. lol