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We started having trainings at work. I don't know what the driver is exactly, but I assume its some contracts thing. Once per month we are getting these. Me assuming it will be about lock and tag out, or shop safety. No. So far we have had 3 trainings: ergonomics, medical professional blood borne pathogens, and active shooter. I get the ergonomics one, but why we need hospital grade blood borne pathogen training is bizarre. I find the active shooter training both bizarre and interesting. Probably a sign of the times type shit.

I am driving home thinking about the whole active shooter training. The training said we should have drills for this. I am imagining a customer or delivery person shows up and we are doing active shooter drill. Probably needs to be planned so that doesn't happen.

The training talked about potential indicators someone might exhibit before becoming an active shooter. As they are going through the list of 15 or so items I was checking off boxes on that list for myself. I think at most I had 4 or 5 items. So I guess I am 1/3 of the way there. Not sure how many you got to get before it clicks and you are shopping for hollow points.

I started thinking about what has to go wrong for someone to want to come in and shoot everyone. Then I started thinking about the random posts on here. I realized some of y'all probably ticking a lot more of those boxes than me. Some of you are definitely on the "potential" list. Stop it, get some help.

I started wondering if I could be so angry to want to kill people. I decided for me that a lot of things would have to go wrong for that. Then I got thinking about the whole shooting thing. An active shooter has to know they are going to die, or be in institutions forever if they live. Its a permanent action with pretty conclusive results. The whole murdering people seems pretty messed up too. I don't even like seeing animals suffer. (Skyrim dismembering mods don't count.) Irreversibly hurting a person would be worse. Seriously, I think we can do better than this.

So I present to you the "active tasering" employee. You will get fired, you will go to jail, but you will see Suzy from accounting convulsing violently and then pissing herself. I honestly think tasering asshole coworkers would be a lot more satisfying. Also quieter so you can make it farther in the building before someone beats the shit outa you. You also will most likely just get charged with assault. (assuming nobody's heart stops) Not sure it would even be a felony. Out in 3 years? Worth it. RIP future employment though. Maybe I can be a lumberjack...

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    Anyone seriously considering the shooting should check out 'Hatred':

    https://store.steampowered.com/app/... .

    Vent your frustrations there - in the virtual world.

    If, after playing the game, you still consider doing that, get some help.

    OT: That's an intriguing set of training sessions.

    Be careful of the 'Resident Evil' scenario, which seems likely given the medical training.
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    If you see an active shooter A) DONT PANIC B) DONT RUN (bc they love to chase) C) walk slowly backwards D) if all else fails, play dead
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    @D-4got10-01 Or maybe Postal 2, dude here looks and talks like "The Dude"
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    @IHateFrameworks Yeah. 'Postal 2' would work, too.

    There have been quite a few 'mindless violence' games over the years, so any of them should do.
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    I started watching the local news cuz I'm trying to acclimate to how normal people think about things again

    and there is a lot of extremely unnecessary stories about viruses

    Canada hasn't admitted the COVID times / vaccine were fucked up so it's soooo foreboding

    the bond villains do have plans to do another covid tyranny

    so every time I see that pushed that's what I jump at... sigh. they're just trying to normalize such things as "important", and real, and worthy of fear. they need to pre-program fear into everyone about it. that's what the training actually is

    ... I don't think viruses actually exist now either. because you can find RNA for all sorts of "viruses" in perfectly healthy people. turns out you just have to look for those sequences and the rates that they come up at is basically exactly the same

    granted, antibodies to certain RNAs do vary, now that I'm thinking on it. which is interesting and now I wonder how that mechanism is activating 🤔, maybe it's all immunity?
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    ... in which case

    the way you create an allergy is you cause inflammation in someone around the site of what you want them to be allergic to

    so if you have antibodies for HIV, and everyone has HIV sequences, what that means is you had inflammation around HIV sequences and thusly your body learned that it should attack HIV sequences

    in this case... what HIV actually is. is a stop signal for what causes AIDS. HIV doesn't give you AIDS, but your immune system being reactive to HIV sequences means your body will attack the HIV sequences and give you AIDS

    because whatever those HIV sequences are supposed to be doing in your body (your body uses RNA as signals to other cells) is not being fulfilled because your immune system is destroying and gobbling up those HIV sequences, so they never send the message they were supposed to

    and if the message isn't received you'll also make MORE HIV sequences, as all natural systems compensate as such via tolerance mechanisms

    inversion as always...
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    ... following this theory it means all virus vaccinations will cause the illness

    vaccination was actually discovered and proven off for bacteria. for bacteria immunization would work fine. because they're foreign particles, not native ones to your system

    but for RNA... you will always harm the recipient. always.

    I'm not even surprised. nazi scientist theme is consistent at least. it always feels so horrific every time when I piece these things together though. I wanna cry for the world
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    Mass shooting is stupid. If you really want to kill people just pick your target like luigi did.

    It's not like there's a shortage of people who deserve death.

    Same goes with suicide. Go do something with your life, idiot.
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    @Demolishun

    Right? Young people are too lazy to do good ol political assasination of people who deserve it. Nowadays they just start blasting. Slack offs
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