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Dark Humor

Lets try some seriously dark dark humor. Lets find what lurks in the hearts of men.

My Kid: I was adopted.
Me: We wouldn't have picked you.

Oedipus: <whilst banging his wife> You remind me of my mom.

What do you call Rock Hudson in a wheelchair?
Rollaids

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before the launch?
You feed the dog, I will feed the fish.

Some I found from searching web:

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in 2 dumpsters.

If we had mosquito nets in Africa we could save millions of mosquitos from getting AIDS.

Down syndrome in military is called special forces.

Mom told me to eat my vegetables, now where do I put the wheelchairs.

Whoever thought white men can't jump obviously never watched the 9/11 footage.

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  • 7
    2d
    Me suddenly realising my threshold for dark humor is abnormally high...
  • 6
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    I've enjoyed all of them.

    Had to google Rock Hudson && Christa McAuliffe, though.
  • 4
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    there's only one joke I remember. a Israeli Russian I dated in college told me it. he was later diagnosed a psychopath. fun guy

    ---

    what's worse than ten babies stapled to ten trees? one baby stapled to ten trees

    edit: oh goddamnit your dumpster joke is the same form. wah wah wah
  • 2
    2d
    @jestdotty I don't like dead baby jokes, but wanted to include because it is so dark.
  • 2
    2d
    Can we go deeper and darker?
  • 3
    1d
    nah, not even close
  • 6
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    Africa
  • 2
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    I know some but they refer to Spanish people or events so probably wouldn't make sense here.
  • 4
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    @CoreFusionX why would you make fun out of your own people? The dutch pick Belgian instead. Try it, it's a lot of fun.
  • 3
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    @retoor

    Oh, we do, with the French, mostly, yeah, but those aren't really dark, although one could say they will soon become so... 😏
  • 2
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    @retoor and Belgian pick with the dutch and or French.

    But for any dutch here, we have 3 lane highway, please stay on the right...
  • 7
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    AI Joke contest, i'll start with Grok:

    A French person, a Spanish person, a Belgian, and a Dutch person walk into a bar. The French person orders a glass of wine, the Spanish person orders a shot of tequila, the Belgian orders a beer, and the Dutch person orders a glass of water.

    They all sit down and start chatting when suddenly, the bar catches fire. The French person tries to escape through the window, but it’s too small. The Spanish person grabs a bucket of water to fight the fire, but it’s too late. The Belgian frantically tries to call for help, but the phone lines are down.

    Meanwhile, the Dutch person just sits there, calmly sipping their water, and says, "Well, at least I didn’t pay for this drink."
  • 1
    21h
    @retoor

    Just for the record, it's Mexicans doing tequila, not Spanish. But we'd burn all the same, like in the meme. "This is fine".
  • 2
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    But, examples of what I said, and you'll need to Google it...

    What do you call Irene Villa in her period?

    A red pen.

    That's the level xd
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