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D-4got10-01162218hI've enjoyed all of them.
Had to google Rock Hudson && Christa McAuliffe, though. -
jestdotty675616hthere's only one joke I remember. a Israeli Russian I dated in college told me it. he was later diagnosed a psychopath. fun guy
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what's worse than ten babies stapled to ten trees? one baby stapled to ten trees
edit: oh goddamnit your dumpster joke is the same form. wah wah wah -
YourMom12814h@jestdotty I don't like dead baby jokes, but wanted to include because it is so dark.
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I know some but they refer to Spanish people or events so probably wouldn't make sense here.
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retoor95011h@CoreFusionX why would you make fun out of your own people? The dutch pick Belgian instead. Try it, it's a lot of fun.
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CoreFusionX359858m@retoor
Oh, we do, with the French, mostly, yeah, but those aren't really dark, although one could say they will soon become so... 😏
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