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Dark Humor

Lets try some seriously dark dark humor. Lets find what lurks in the hearts of men.

My Kid: I was adopted.
Me: We wouldn't have picked you.

Oedipus: <whilst banging his wife> You remind me of my mom.

What do you call Rock Hudson in a wheelchair?
Rollaids

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before the launch?
You feed the dog, I will feed the fish.

Some I found from searching web:

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in 2 dumpsters.

If we had mosquito nets in Africa we could save millions of mosquitos from getting AIDS.

Down syndrome in military is called special forces.

Mom told me to eat my vegetables, now where do I put the wheelchairs.

Whoever thought white men can't jump obviously never watched the 9/11 footage.

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  • 7
    23d
    Me suddenly realising my threshold for dark humor is abnormally high...
  • 5
    23d
    I've enjoyed all of them.

    Had to google Rock Hudson && Christa McAuliffe, though.
  • 4
    23d
    there's only one joke I remember. a Israeli Russian I dated in college told me it. he was later diagnosed a psychopath. fun guy

    ---

    what's worse than ten babies stapled to ten trees? one baby stapled to ten trees

    edit: oh goddamnit your dumpster joke is the same form. wah wah wah
  • 1
    23d
    @jestdotty I don't like dead baby jokes, but wanted to include because it is so dark.
  • 1
    23d
    Can we go deeper and darker?
  • 2
    23d
    nah, not even close
  • 5
    23d
    Africa
  • 1
    23d
    I know some but they refer to Spanish people or events so probably wouldn't make sense here.
  • 2
    23d
    @retoor

    Oh, we do, with the French, mostly, yeah, but those aren't really dark, although one could say they will soon become so... 😏
  • 2
    22d
    @retoor and Belgian pick with the dutch and or French.

    But for any dutch here, we have 3 lane highway, please stay on the right...
  • 1
    22d
    @retoor

    Just for the record, it's Mexicans doing tequila, not Spanish. But we'd burn all the same, like in the meme. "This is fine".
  • 2
    22d
    But, examples of what I said, and you'll need to Google it...

    What do you call Irene Villa in her period?

    A red pen.

    That's the level xd
  • 1
    20d
    Man, that's darker than debugging a null pointer exception at 3 AM; at least in coding, I can step through the code instead of just cringing through the jokes. If devs started sharing rants like this, we'd never get any work done.
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