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Root
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Why are people such idiots?
This guy is so oblivious he reminds me of a client or PM.

Here’s the email conversation (since he refuses to answer his cell):

Me: Hey; I haven’t been able to reach you for several days. You must be busy! Let me know what time works best for you, and I’ll call you then. Alternatively, you can reach me at <number> any day this week (except Wednesday) from 11am PST (2pm EST) onward.

Him: I will call you at 2:30pm your time on Wednesday.

Me: As I stated in my email, Wednesday is the only day that doesn’t work for me.

Him: Are you free on Thursday?

Me (to audience): YOU FOOLISH, ILLITERATE TOAD!

Me: I am free Thursday (and Friday) from 11am PST and onward.

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  • 12
    Reading is fundamental. Too bad YouTube rendered it unfashionable.
  • 4
    Which is worse? People that don't read your email, or people who read into your email?
  • 9
    Reminds me of every single time I send an email in which I ask multiple questions.

    Me: I have five questions that all need to be answered before I can move forward. Here they are in a nice numbered list...

    Response: answer for question number 1

    Me: thanks, can you answer the other four questions too?

    Response: answer for question number 2

    And so on...
  • 8
    @Demolishun People that read my email. Especially over my shoulder. 🗡
  • 2
  • 4
    @Root I've experienced such people too and what mildly helped was just sending the same email again without any additions), until they read it.
  • 10
    @PonySlaystation one of my favorite phrases is "As I said in my previous email..."

    It hits the sweet spot between polite and passive-aggressive.
  • 5
    Stapp's law: "The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle."
  • 1
    “Lets talk now if you have a moment.”
    I time box the conversation at 15 minutes and leave the conversation then. I like doing this as it makes them itch for a conclusion. It is like permanent cliffhangers.
  • 0
    @SortOfTested I honestly hate YouTube for tech anything
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