Sure sex is cool but have you ever deleted Microsoft Teams from your phone?

Oh that bloatware spyware piece of stinky toxic garbage...

Nope, but have you ever uninstalled Eclipse IDE? I'm sure it's just as satisfying.

i felt that way when i uninstalled slack

I can’t wait to do that

@fruitfcker here have a pineapple

Did teams
Replace their pay an arm and a leg vcs foundation server ?

@fruitfcker I want the sex too

@jAsE-cAsE I want sex with their mouth

@jAsE-cAsE heheheheh
He be like “no(yes) I hate(love) that idea puke(gobble) I’m straight(curious)” lmao

I was lucky to have never done this)

@StanleyGabbard the gobble part ? Lol

I deleted skype and job chats. Never felt better.

@AvatarOfKaine * BONK *

Then if you have a taste for anal, just reinstall it

Nuking XEN.

XEN is one of the worst crap systems I've dealt with.

That’s cool, can’t wait to do the same with slack

What do I do after deleting Teams? Back to sex I guess. 🤷‍♂️

Sex is getting the news about new major release of your linux distro
Sex is waking up and having 99+ notifications on devrant
Sex is knowing how to center vertically in css

Sex is deleting Microsoft teams from your phone

@AvatarOfKaine yo wtf lmao

@RexGalilae whaaaattttt ? you never saw a 99.9% heterosexual male jokingly suggest he was going to orally violate a mouth slut ? :P

@AvatarOfKaine
Now I know why you get so much hate on here.

People fear what they do not understand.

@RexGalilae *blinks* somehow i do not know how i am so mysterious all of a sudden

i always thought I was a common, mostly morally upright product of the middle class western civilization of above average intelligence who is realizing he's typing the same thing :P

intelligence doesn't matter much if everyone is in the same rat race.

I wish I could stop. but somehow this is my only out;let atm.

@AvatarOfKaine *gasps* the man behind the mask, finally revealed

@darksideofyay you know i find myself wanting to flirt at an idealized woman behind the text :P

@AvatarOfKaine my idealized self is flattered, but she's taken

@darksideofyay any chance you could get me to brazil, in some high mountain part of it if there is such a place and help me meet a wife ? :P

@AvatarOfKaine
Aaand he back to being thirsty. Just another day :')

@AvatarOfKaine no high mountains over here sadly... but you could try Chile 🤔 but that also means a bigger chance of earthquakes 🤷

@darksideofyay durn. i was hoping brazil :P the women are pretty.

@darksideofyay still alive me girl ?

@AvatarOfKaine no

@darksideofyay so i am speaking to a ghost or a person who feels dead ? sounding familiar correct ?

@AvatarOfKaine it's spooky season after all

@darksideofyay in America really

On the side of morbid I’ve been thinking of I can’t be allowed to live maybe I should choose when I die

Because I didn’t grow up to be persecuted for being the only sane person trapped in the shadow of a heap of garbage chomo people

@AvatarOfKaine one day I'll find out what chomo means, but I'm not gonna ask... ignorance is often a bliss

@AvatarOfKaine also, i hope you go to a therapist, stay healthy

@darksideofyay chomo - child molester

@IntrusionCM sigh... there goes my blissful ignorance

@darksideofyay precisely so. my blissful ignorance is gone.

The fuck did I just read?

@atheist we're all dead and this is hell and already happened before and you're still alive strangely. that and i'm often speaking to the same type of people i despise for ruining my country and watching a tv show i already saw the 2nd season of the last time it was 2021

@AvatarOfKaine follow up question: the fuck did I just read?

@atheist which part ?

it freed like 700mb wtf

... not including the whole other m$ shit like word, PowerPoint etc