In every new job, you get this painful realization: "Oh God! I work with a bunch of morons!!"

Can't we just read the docs and make a antiviral based on that?

Coding during vacations? I'm having a fork in three days. Two processes are already alive. They are more resource hogs than Chrome, they are following each my step like Facebook and are more annoying than windows updates. Home needs defragmentation each few hours, strict antiviral policy is a must, there are random wake ups during the night.
Please, remind me, why do people want to have kids?