In the distant year of 2022.

Safari changes its logo to more appropriately reflect its position as the new Internet Explorer.

Chrome monopolized the spyware market and is facing another antitrust investigation.

Mozilla finally managed to fire all the developers working on Firefox and replaced them with highly trained dead monkeys.

Brave successfully consolidates itself as a cryptocurrency wallet and leaves the browser space.

Edge has two new users.

Who the **** is Vivaldi

Fuck Xcode. Worthless fucking piece of fucking crap.

Me: We did [technical debt] and [next feature] is hard to implement because of it. I suggest we do [actual 5 min solution] before proceeding to implement [next feature].

Colleagues: Agreed

Team Lead: We don't have time for this I dont want to change anything because the way we did [technical debt] already works besides we can [more technical debt] code go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I can't tell if XCode is a torture device or just very badly written.

Adding a couple functions to free software, rebranding, then selling to customers.

I know that there are other companies that do this, but still feels like stealing from the authors and ripping off customers at the same time.

Maybe I am too sensitive, but I'm deeply disturbed by this and I'm having a really hard time getting work done.

Coworker asks me for help with some code.
Sure I guess, I'm new at this company, I should be nice, help people and all that.

The guy then proceeds to send me a photo of his greasy laptop screen.

Way to go...

When chatgpt takes all web****** jobs, who wants to go be a coalminer with me?

Anyone else think the new git cli went a little too far?
git bitches —none

I feel like some evil bastard NTP hacked the world.

on that note, seeing revision "12' wandering around.

I wandered by an apartment I remember from the old days today, in that apartment a woman wandered in, and left the door unlocked, you walked upstairs and she was already hidden inside one of the sub apartments, all of which had their doors unlocked.

if you wandered into the correct one a sexy chick was waiting, the one you followed, if you wandered in the wrong one you either got screamed at by an angry dude or looked at curiiously by an old guy cooking dinner.

the room changed across the years.

however i was warned away from this even before I remembered the events that followed and were buried indicating that this is not something i should be doing.

because now a woman in gray wanders in, meaning something awful is up there instead of some lighthearted game of chance where i coud either be looked at as an idiot, screamed out, or bonk someone for several hours.

I am really missing being young.