Be animal friendly,
🐛🐜🦋🐝🐞🦗
accept bugs.

News : Congratulations, your Asus phone has Pie upgrade.

Others : Wow, finally new features. 📲📷
Me : Oh fuck, new bugs 🐛

Pushing a hot fix to fix the hot fix
#liketolivedangerously

Why do programmers prefer dark mode? 🌑

Because the light attracts bugs! 🐛

"When you try to make coffee but the compiler keeps saying 'Syntax error: Coffee not found.'" ☕😅

I had 2 bugs 🐛
I fixed 1 of the bugs 🐛
Now I have 3

so I was working and suddenly I have to call peon for cleaning up the bug on screen...
yeah that's an actual bug 🐛 . wonder how to differentiate bugs... a bug.. actual bug..

Today I am venting with a text I sent to my friend and colleague:
"Awh fuck when I tried to get all the pieces together - migration and elitism - there were bugs everywhere, even from places I thought I had sorted out. BUGS, BUGS never die! 🐛🐜🕷🐛🐞"

Its raining season here and Ooohhh boi
The level of bugs crawling and flying around..... Happy not a dev at Nature
🐛🐝🐞🪲🕷️🦗🐜🐌🦂

Why is debugging like finding a needle in a haystack, except the needle is on fire, the haystack is on fire, and everything's in JavaScript? If debugging is removing bugs, then programming must be putting them in!

And Git blame? More like Git shame! Every "fix stuff" commit is a reminder that past-me was a jerk.

End rant. Back to code. May the coffee be strong and the bugs be weak. 🐛☕💻

God I hate programming