Eating chips with chopsticks, so your keyboard won't get fatty. :D

I'm a Comp Sci Professor on the side. Student complaint on class survey: "Tests are too hard, he expects you to know the language."

The 's' is silent in fastfood.

Touch my screen with those fatty fingers and it will be the last thing they’ll ever touch!
🔨🔨🔨😠

Got contacted by a recruiter about a position that among other things, involved closurescript.

Ended up not finding out how much they would pay as recruiter was pulling the BS of having a call to disclose that.

Now, internet claims that closure pays super well and I’ll die out of curiosity if I dodged career suicide or a fatty paycheck.

Gotta delegate click events on client site after Ajax. DOMSubtreeMidified is deprecated. Client wants results now! Find a better way? Nah...SHIP IT!

I've been trying to get a middle-healthy lifestyle (means I eat what I want while it's quality and not harmful, doing sports four times in a week, and stuff...) and actually I'm just waking up at a friend's home after a party where we just ate like two big fat cheesy French fries steak and cordon bleu European tacos (they look like a kebab, not Mexican stuff at all) asking myself where my self estime is.

Being a developer and loving to eat is really punitive sometimes...