me: I don't have access to X project

PM: you don't have access to X project?

me: no, I don't have access to X project

PM: don't worry I'll take care of that

2 min. later

PM: so, you were saying ... ?

me: that I don't have access to X project

1 month later

me: I don't have access to X project

PM: you don't have access to X project?

Korea's weather forecasting system (pun)

Friend: I can't download songs and videos in youtube

Me: You need to buy Youtube Red subscription to do in the official youtube app, but you can always use 3rd party services.

Friend: When I press the download button, the music isn't being downloaded, instead the numbers next to it gets incremented by 1

Me: WTF? What is that?

Friend: (shows the action to me)

Me: FML, (faints)

He pressed the dislike button because it looked like the download button and when he pressed the button, the number got incremented.

TeamLeader : "Come two seconds"

TL : "I'd like you to check that out when you do that"

Me: "But it's your job to do this"

TL: "Yeah, but I'd like you to just check in case I forgot"

THEN DO YOUR FKING TASK PROPERLY WHATS THE POINT IF YOU FORGOT AND I DO IT

Edit my english sucks

im having this subject in my academic syllabus - VHDL. the teacher was teaching its programming syntax and he didnt know the difference between a hyphen( - ) and an underscore( _ )