Gavin: "Christina, so how bad is this? Be honest. Is this windows Vista bad? It is not iPhone 4 bad, is it? Fuck, don't tell me this is Zune bad."

Christina: "Sorry Gavin. It is Apple Maps bad."

"You know that feature we told you to put back in again after we told you to take it out after we had that meeting where we decided to put it back in again after we agreed to take it out after that change request was submitted to add it? We're going to need you to take it out again."

Exhibit B in an upcoming murder trial. I'm pleading justifiable homicide.

I was writing some migrations and I had to do THIS. Could I have named my variables differently? Didn't wanna... 😈

I couldn't wake up because my retarded phone decided to update the OS without asking me

Now I'm trying to fill my fucking tax declaration and I cannot access my fucking statements because I can only access them from my bank phone app, and it sends me a link by email to open it into revolut.

Apparently the fucking update installed MICROSOFT 365 to open CSV.

I feel like homicide