"Hey can you add (feature) on this backend"

> Looks at backend

> api.py

> 4K+ Lines

uhhh... is it me or our entire production is held by this single Python backend....?

This thing is running our hypervisor platform... Our IaaS platform... and it's one file....

WHAT THE FUCK

Intern: Can I fix this?

Dev: sure whatever

(Intern makes breaking change.)

Dev:

A little headpat for those who have suffered so much in making wrapper code for managed languages for native libraries

Because I know how painful it is to make one

We spent two days on a problem or more and apparently it's even a blocker on .NET

fucking kill me

Fuck Kubernetes

To whom it may concern, Fuck you Canonical and your shitty MicroK8s distro

Hey Microsoft,

Do us a favor and make Intune also a thing for parental control, because I found out Intune is actually MUCH more effective at preventing my nieces from destroying the PC than the regular controls

I mean honestly the parental controls for consumers are too basic, we can't even add proper policies