We build a backup infrastructure at work to make sure that clients can restore their files and databases themselves when something gets fucked up.

We also have step by step tutorial on how to do this.

Every fucking day we get requests to restore backups.

Mostly used reason is "I'm a technical so I won't understand it".
With all due respect, if you don't understand this and keep asking without even trying, please don't host with us.
Because, if you did as I asked and actually read through the entire article, you would.
In case you're wondering, anytime one of us asks what part they don't understand, that question is simply ignored and they pushing for us restoring it anyways continues.

Sometimes they get angry and want to talk to someone higher up or start complaining that they're paying loads of money already and that it would just take us a second anyways.

If you would read the fucking tutorial/manual instead of trying to eat out your mother's badly shaved pussy and hopefully choke on it while you're at it, you wouldn't come asking us for it.
If you genuinely don't understand this article, feel free to ask but also provide us with cocksucking feedback.

Why do you think you have the right anyways to ask us to do it for free? We maintain the backup infrastructure which definitely isn't cheap but we do it so that you, pubic sniffing weazel, can do this shit on your fucking own.

You're entitled to ask us for help but not for asking us to restore your bullshit for free every freaking time.

Tip: give your parents some condoms. Because that way they hopefully won't reproduce again, we don't need more of you in this universe.

Typing 'pubic' instead of 'public' is always fun!

Every time I type "pubic" instead of "public"

My code couldnt compile because i declared a field as pubic instead of public

* creates new class in visual studio
* needs to make it public
* writes "pubic" instead of "public" again...

I'm turning 30 soon. Is it still ok to smile a bit when someone mistypes public as pubic?

Oh the embarrassment you get when you demo something then have countless typos! "dicker" instead of "docker", "pubic" instead of "public". What an icebreaker 😌

Why do I always write "pubic class" when someone is watching?! 😅

Parse error: unexpected pubic function -_-

pubic function myFunc () ...

Is my subconcious trying to tell me something...

Parse error: syntax error, unexpected 'pubic' (T_STRING)

Gosh,.. my mind.

Don't judge here fuckers you know it's call DevRant, not DevITalkAboutHowIShouldImproveMyself -

Fuckg "public_actions" and "publish_actions" fucks me once again!

I wash my pubic hair with Davines ™ OI Conditioner.