I'm working with a 70-year old database administrator. Beat that ranters!

I know they aren't traditionally "badass" animals, but they're literally named after one of the seven deadly sins, so these motherfuckers are at least a 9/10 on the badass scale in my book.

One of the coolest and my latest. The cloudescaper.com for sure!

A visit to the planet earth.

Alien I: Hey look, look at these things. They work like sloths and sleep like koalas. Wonder how they have survived this long.

Alien II: It's a pity. I told High Commander this is totally a waste of time and resources.

Human: Well, we do have programmers too.

Alien I: WTF!

Alien II: Now, that planet is worth colonizing. Let's get to work then 👽