A programmer is a magical creature that turns honey into code.

Don't judge me, I'm a teddy bear 🍯 🐻

I can't open my honeypot 😥😢😭
Do you guys think installing Java will help? xD

"And how are you?" I said.

Eeyore shook his head from side to side.

"Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to have felt at all how for a long time."

"Dear, dear," said Pooh, "I'm sorry about that. Let's have a look at your code..."

And then Eeyore looked at Pooh with terror in his face, before he vanish into the forest.

He never let me review his code again...