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An ancient scripture describing our impending doom found on Stack Overflow
https://stackoverflow.com/questions...6 -
Oh hello there, caffeine deprivation headache
Fuuuuuuu̵u̢u̶u̢ųu͡u̡̨u̢̨̢u̷̸u̵U͊̆ͯ̈́̌̂ͥͫ̓̄ͮ̏ͤ̀̑̔̈́̍́͏̛̹̗̬̥̯̱̜͎̼̲̤͔͍̪̰͙͈̮Ų̷̻͙̥͇̘̘͎̝̤̭ͭ̄ͧͭ̀͜ͅͅU͂̔ͭ͆ͤ̓ͥͨ̅̾ͪ͏̜̤̤͔̳̠͖͈̠̜̤̹̟͚̰̯̬͜ͅƯ̸̢̪͕̼̞̒͆ͮ͗͌̒̚͢Ų̨̐̑ͥ̚͘͟͏̰̱͈̯͍̩̝Ů̴̴̸̺̥̮͓̺̖̟̐͐̔̃̐ͯ̓ͪ͗͒̍̑̀͠ͅU̡͆ͩ̾̇̉̐̉͌͝҉̞̠̗̙̱͎͈͇U̅͌ͤ̿͑̐̚҉҉̩̟̫̻Ư̜̻͈̰̘̦̩̮͔̣̝̝̤̐̍̇̽̑̆ͤ̌ͭͨ̓̋̐́ͨ̒̾̾͘͢Ų̨̙̟̤̬͎̣̠̖͐̆̑͋̔̑̈́̐̆̿̔ͦ̀ͪͮ̇̐̕͜Ŭ̡̗͖̹͚̯̙͕͌͑̂͛͜͝Ṷ̷̦͍̹̹̙͋͗ͩ͂͜U̧̩͚̻͈̰̱̺̩̤͐ͪ̊͋̎̓̌͛̽ͥ̓̏̎̾̑͛̀͜ͅ5 -
Anyone else have that kind of manager who you ask a simple, single sentence question of, and get a ten volume essay of a response back from?
How do you deal? I'm usually a very capable, independent and initiative driven person but holy fuck.
All we need here is a:
"Hey manager, you assigned me this thing. I'm wondering what we should do about this particular edge case I've seen a few times in past roles?"
and a
"I'm not sure. Check with Steve, he should know, as his team worked on it and did x, y and z. If he doesn't know, come back to me"
and we're done.
Instead I get the entire Lord of the Rings saga written in zalgo.6 -
Testing to see if @dfox cleared up zalgo problems
T̬ͤ̒̈ͩh̸̬̲͚̺̹̘̍̑̐͂i͚̪̫̜̹̙̦ͥs̝͒ ͚̺̹̮̯͜i̞͔̝̼̣̻͊sͦ͆̅҉͉̗̳ ̢̰̰̪̼̠͖̃ͨa͓̮͉̞͚ ̨̹̩̯ͫ̌̌͂̃t̢̻̬͖̱̦̗ͣ͌͂ͤ͋̎ͮe͙̦̞̖̳ͨ̈̈́̔͒ş͍͚͓͖t̵͕̆ ̼̯̾t͖̲͙ͯ͋̒ͭ̓͒ơ͓̦͌ͨ̇͊͐ͣ ̬̗̉̍̄ͥ̋ͦ̕s̅ͧ̎̉̓͛e̛̻̱̺̟̘͍̫͐̂̍̈́ͤ̑e̡̻̯̘̦̩̖͆́̆̒̌͛̌ ̬͔̦̈́̍̅ͨͥ̊̈͞ȉ͖͚f̣̱̄ͅ ̠͔̱̹ͯ̐͋̕ͅd̘̲̀́ͩf̮͗ͫͫ͛̃̆̽o͇͖̤̤̱͖̊̆ͪx͎̻ͦ̏ ̪̣̤͉ͫ̌c̵̥̪͙͚̺̑͂̊̈́͂͒ļ̖̈́̄͂͊ͩ͌̄ë̘̱͋̐̇̆͂͟a̍r̓̂ͫ̏̂ḙ̵͓ͣͪͮ̎ͦͭ̚d̫̘̜ ̭̣͗z͏͈͓̗a͚̜̜̝͕͕ͤ̌̒̎̓̍̽l̜̜̜̭̰̩̽̂ͤͩͥ̆͝ġ̝̝̠͚̘̗͎͐̆̅̄̀̚o̜̱̫11 -
So, i just spent an hour and a half looking at a 4 line section of code wondering why it wasnt working correctly...
I had to add 1 fucking line in outside of the brackets...
I hate myself, i truly do. -
Everytime i go to my class for java i forget a shit ton of what i learned last class.... and i hate it