Uber driver: What do you do?

Me: I make apps and do some server side programming

Uber driver: Does that mean you have to type in 1s and 0s all day?

Well...

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Found this beauty today(it's an eraser)

~Ring ring~
Me: Hello, how can i help you?
User: The system is not working
Me: It's because there is not electricity
User: Oh, thanks

10 seconds later
Me: Hello, how...
User: Hi, it's me again, i checked in the building and there is light in the hallway
Me: It's the emergency lights
User: Oh, thanks

My progress in CSS

A quick processor guide
http://redd.it/5kimte

!rant
Happy holidays ranters!

Not a rant but I'm too excited not to post it. I proposed, she said yes!

Programing Tree🤗

Creepy..... WTF

That pain

I think this should happen when people get over 9000++

New surface, nice try Microsoft.

Why you do this Windows -_-

MicroJoke or ShitSoft 😂😂

Still single 😐

Finally!

Programmers be like this

Once upon a time...

Developer: Hello
Customer: Hi, Bug Fixed!! Thanks!!
Developer: 😳 (I did nothing 😂)

This is me at 5 in morning 😭😭

And now...TO RANT!!!!!!

A reasonable derivation.

Because real monitors have curves

When the deadline is too close you can't waste time on toasting your bread

Every time someone posts their multi monitor setup I'm looking at my setup and be like: "Will this community accept me?"

What I thought back end developing was before I got into programming

Soo ....