Cursing every other technology being used for the project.

When a web developer visits a porn website...

To everyone who uses 'Foo', 'Bar', 'Baz' for all examples ..

FOO YOU !! 😬

Developing in TDD.

Debug the bug, before the bug bugs you.
#devLife

If macbooks are so shitty, why do every great developer I see owns it ? Even @dfox owns it ..... Why o why !!

Is it worth buying MACBOOK PRO 2015 ( i5, 128gb ssd ) now ( year 2017 ) ????????????!

Thank you.

Hello fellow coders can you help me here plz.

I'm really confused whether to buy MACBOOK PRO 13 INCH or SURFACE PRO 4. Both of i5/8gbRam/256ssd specs. Price almost same in India.

My main use is programming ( web apps/ open source) + portability.

Factors I like in macbook pro:
1) unix based
2) best service here in India ( heard from answers on Quora )
3) DURABILITY ( heard from answers on Quora ) ( will last for many years without any glitch).

Factors I like in Surface pro 4:
1) its ultraportability
2) pen & touch
3) better typing experience ( since I code/blog for long hours)
4) native bash support
5) sexier than MBP :P

I really like SP4 over MBP but I'm worried about its durability and service(in India).

What are your thoughts on this guyz?

I was almost done with my app and I thought of including 1 extra feature I liked ...and BAMMM app crashed!! can't figure out the bug .. 😵😵
Damn my fucking greed 😫😫

When someone disturbs you while coding

My exact plan for new year.
What's yours?

I hate winters just because my fingers get freaking cold while coding. :@
Anyone else?

Story?
Ok so once upon a time a didn't give a shit.

#devsOnlyRant

anything that would replace CSS.

😣😣

I knew I was right!! thanks stackoverflow for confirming. :D

"U have got a super high power supply", I said to my windows user friend. :P

Every bug I find is the last one.

When you go to sleep and you realize u have headache, congrats!! You have spent a successful day programming.

The only time I don't confuse push/pull is when using git.

Just wasted an hour to find out that the error was because I mistyped app.set to app.get -_- #FML

My highschool java professor taught me. Since then I am in love with it. <3

I remember when I first heard about nodejs. I was like " o boy that's what's called thinking out of the box!! ". Now whenever I want to motivate anyone I tell them about ryan Dahl.

array devRanters kaise ho.. :P

*Indian devs could only get this*

Who else loves the nodejs song by codeschool?
So catchy! I sing it while im in shower. :P

https://m.youtube.com/watch/...

Don't you guys think devRant should have option to follow any user, so that u never miss a rant from that fellow ??

When your internet download speed is faster than your system copy speed. Damn! I need a new laptop !!

These Internet Explorer jokes always make me laugh 😂😂

Unlike biology, our field is dynamic! Things keep changing often.

So, no matter how much u already know, keep learning always!!

Never stop learning!!

Me while building my avatar on devRant: "where the fuck is sleepy eyes option o.O "

fsck this!