My tip for staying productive: **Don't**

Take a break. Take a few. Have a nap. Take a stroll outside. Enjoy life.

Life's too short. If you're not having fun, you're doing it wrong.

Fuck productivity.

why do you have,...

I’ve been crocheting … a lot.

Looping around!

Nice surprise left on my desk at work today:)

Nobody:

LinkedIn: "Someone looked at your profile! IF YOU GIVE US FIFTY DOLLARS PER MONTH WE WILL TELL YOU WHO IT IS"

I found this on Quora........

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When you get used to async web programming and then come back to desktop java/c#. Oof.

I love this new description for my job... Programming: pressing plastic squares in more or less the right order... 😂

@phrawzty

Hahaha

AI in a Nutshell

Merge conflict

Clean Lungs

Universally adopted..

Shamelessly pasting memes from one platform to other.😁

I've seen people do more than 4 as well though

FUCK

PRESSED CTRL+C IN THE WRONG TERMINAL

BYE BYE HOURS OF WAITING 😞

That dudes comics are fantastic.

Quite true about those EA basterds.

Pushed to master on a Friday!

My university application got accepted! 😀

It's dead! The fucking coffee machine is dead. That's it, I'm going home. Fuck!

Me when i wanna start a new Language

What would you do in this situation?

This is how front-end devs work to support all browser's

My current one, not Dev related but still...

Walked into my interview with a full head of hair and man bun with a big bushy beard.

Started the day after I shaved off everything for a charity thing, my manager went 3 days without realising who I was and just rolled with me being there .-.

the only damn day I get up early......

Well, I guess someone tried

Arts and crafts: developer version.

Context: spent all day making an ER diagram from an awful SQL query I was handed. Got sick of asking for it from the contractor who made the DB.

Yes, that's one query.