fuck you!!! i discovered that trick months ago and told you about it so many fucking times you piece of shit dont take credit!!!

Say this to your employees apple 😕🤔😐

Programmer's hardest tasks..

My instincts are telling me that i should resign from this company asap.

My team lead knows a to z of the project and he is the all rounder guy here. If my team lead leaves, I could be the one replacing him. But i don't want to accept this kind of responsibility.

My life goal is to not get sucked into the 9 to 5 life or work in this kind of environment.

The only pro i find is that i now have few more cool friends.

But I'd rather be be my own boss and work 24/7.

I now feel like living a lie going to work everyday..

Definitely should get one!

Hello little guy... together we're gonna make history :')

Today at lunch we were talking about the bathroom conditions. At some point I commented:

"I don't go to the one closest to my office, the WiFi reception is terrible there."

*dead silence*

I can't be the only one, right? (posting this from the bathroom, BTW)

don't try to appear like the hero in your company. because they will give you all their shit projects.

God is one of us

So seeing everybody posting different "volume controls" from r/programmerhumour, here is the most simplest imo

How the Fuck do you verify this shit???

When your internet speed is quite ok. Downloading android studio is a joke now.

You wish you had these skills (oc)

Yeah...Windows...

When ransomeware guys provide better customer support than most companies 😂

Hahaha

So I saw this the other day

I don't know what to write for this. 😂

"I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!" - Ovidiu Platon

When frontend is ready before backend

Savage😂

The reasons of existence behind every programming language.

Found this gem in our production code today

Who. The. Fuck. Did. This.

Found on one of the Linux page in facebook.

Me: Do you know what DDOS stands for?
New hire: Distributed database operating system.

At the ending part of the interview, I asked a final question to the HR.

Me: "So, what language is mostly used here?"

HR: "Since we're dealing with customers from different countries, English."

BEST THING EVER

Feature request: Add a popup in mobile app that asks to rate the devRant app

*muhahahahaha*

I got attacked by ransomware and was asked for money...

I sent them my salary slip..They removed it from my computer immediately..

I wanna cry.