When you fire a sysadmin... think twice.

Android app update available! I wonder what they've changed? 🤔

Changelog: "We improved the app and made it better."

Well thanks. 🖕

Fake bug fix

A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university.
After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman's breast.
Woman: Hey! That's private OK ?
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: But I thought we were in the same class.

wish vs. reality

😂

Purchasing a new computer these days....

Had a job when nobody believed I was able to program because the way I dressed was apparently not "geek enough"..

So if I'm a developer I should follow up the stereotype?

Life as developer in one img

After 2 interviews and a complex case study made to apply for Javascript Architect I was asked to travel from Brazil to Germany for final interview. First question:
Interviewer: what are things that you want to learn next.
Me (dumb): Maybe some functional language like Erlang
Interviewer: why not Javascript?
Me (dumber): Javascript is not that good for functional

Man, I WAS nervous that day 😭

When you put bread in the toaster then start programming and forget about it.

*finds it 6 hours later*

Ooh! Free food!

This just came in on one of my requirement sheets! XD

Weekends are super boring for devs :(

JavaScript != Java!

Get this at least 2 times a week.

You're a good coder when you know what to ask on stack overflow.

At least I assume so. I'll let you know if I ever get there.

When my IDE resets the font size

When an iOS dev tries to help you and says: "You don't need those semicolons!"

You realize that you are a developer when you can't stop thinking about a bug that has been messing your code.

Just chill

My recruitment story is a bit funny,
i had two interview, first one was to evaluate working style, behavior and ethics, where the interviewer and i spent almost 20 minutes discussing video games 😀.
second was technical, was interviewed by a lady dev manager and the team's technical lead "which i didn't know their roles at that time" went really good and at the end they asked:
Do you wanna ask us any questions?
Me: *leans back, with one arm on the chair arm and with a curious look and pointing one finger at both of them😕*
So what are you two?
them: *both had a shocked face and looked at each other for few seconds, manager chuckles😓😓* Well i am the team's dev manager and this guy is the team's technical lead, and in case you were wondering, we are not a couple.
technical lead: 😂😂😂
Me: 😨😨 no no that's not what i meant i swear.
Interview was over, i left the building thinking 😢😢 oh god, i totally blew it.
2 weeks later i get a phone call asking me to come and discuss contract terms 😂😂😂
sorry for the long story

Seems like we all gonna get free drinks 🍻

when people think you know everything...

Every day

Son: Dad what's a infinite loop?
Dad: I don't know ask your mom!.
Son: Mom what's a infinite loop?
Mom: I don't know ask your dad!.
Son: Dad what's a infinite loop?
Dad: I don't know ask your mom!.
Son: Mom what's a infinite loop?
Mom: I don't know ask your dad!
........ 😒

My Dev environment!

Quite recently I received an email from a recruiter who first claimed that they had seen my resume, told me I may be a great fit for a job of one of their clients, and then proceeded to list the job description. That's typical, but what caught my eye was the fact that the first requirement he mentioned was 7+ years experience with Java. If he had actually read my resume, he probably would've seen that not only do I not have any experience with Java, but that I am a 20-year-old who made damn sure to put on my resume that I only have 2 years of experience in total...

received these in India

Found this amazing

When you're asked to edit some code you've never written... Feels like Alice in Wonderland... completely lost...

@localhost that's my setup. btw its saturday, so I aint hitting a single key that's why the screens are off