My avatar has some catching up to do

best achievement for the day... 🎉

Different error is better 👍

I'm really not much of someone to post algo memes but this was too good

My manager doesn't get it.

*devRant Support window pops up*
Oh hi, I actually never looked at you.
Sure, I'll have a look.

*ramble ramble*... Supporter Tag...*ramble ramble*...30 mins editing uhuh uhuh....
a premium only black th-
"Thank you for your purchase"

1. Buy boxes of orange juice, almost past their expiry date.
2. Put boxes on the hot office windowsill for a few weeks.
3. Cool down juice in fridge.
4. "Hey dear coworker, would you like a refreshing juice box on this hot spring day?"
5. Watch coworker retch and vomit, spitting blue-grayish juice over his desk, crying: "Why would you give me old moldy juice without checking the date?"
6. "Do you remember when you told me you didn't have time for unit tests? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, DAVE, THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU DEPLOY UNTESTED CODE.... NOW FINISH YOUR JUICE!"

That's why Amazon is special. Look at the what's new section for the app update.

🤷🏼‍♂️true ????

Who needs a rubber duck when you can have a rubber unicorn?! 🦄❤😍

That was funny and so true

Image scaling

My brain hurts just from thinking that i need to write regex

This is hilarious 😂🤣🤣

Never leave your login on a postit

I swear to God, if I see one more vim joke I'm going to :x life

!rant

i have a crush on a classmate,
and i feel like she likes me too,
but i'm not sure how to make any move....
i feel like i should quit programming and focus on being a fuckboy...
idk ( ._.)

Issuing transfers to unix for every developer

Interviewer: Who created JavaScript?
Me: ... Seriously?
Interviewer: Completely

WTF? First time I face that kind of question in an interview... For the record, I didn't know the answer, according to Wikipedia Brendan Eich created JS

For those of you who are having interviews ... remember this

Okay so my friend got me kingdom come deliverance for my day of birth and ive been playing it nonstop (the game not my friend). This shit is so cool, its skyrim without all the annoying parts AND YOU CAN FUCKING DIE HERE FINALLY. I love medieval stuff.

Yesterday. It took me way to long to figure out why my mouse wasn't working....
Thanks, dear colleagues!

😐

Got married last Saturday.

Starting new job in couple of weeks

Life is good!

Inspired...

git blame
git fired
git depression
git divorce
git homeless
git commit
git job
git house
git wife --better
exit

Just found out some of our smaller sites (wp) have been hit with a shell...
In fucking January.

My colleagues didn't think to tell me this.

They figured someone must have had the pass or something and started posting about Viagra...

No. It's the fucking ico vuln...

I hate work right now.

The hardest part of exams: not being able to write legible '{}' symbols

Everyone has a debugging duck.

I have not.

I have literally nothing to debug with on my desk!

Does anyone recognise my new gaming PC with 64 KiB RAM and 'blazingly fast' 1MHz CPU ?