My manager doesn't get it.

Windows is such a great os. Especially after you installed the windows updates. Look what cool features it unlocked :

Working with that one friend that likes to design things like this:

Wrote some code during the break that transform an image to the following styles, is it good enough to post on github?

Does anyone know a good way to use adblock/ublock but configure it to allow ads only on my fav/selected youtube channels?

Because some youtubers deserve it!

...And I‘m too lazy to manually disable my adblock everytime Iwatch some videos of creators I like :/

Makes Perfect Sense..

We just put a windows update screen on the new salesguy's computer.
He was so confused!

Detail: he runs Ubuntu as well :P

Friend : "I can't take it when people don't delete old downloaded shortcuts from their desktop"
Me as a programmer:

Shit getting to next level!

Dear fellow developer,

You are not alone. No matter what situation you have been, you are in, you might be, there definitely are people who can share your pain and joy on similar wave length. Here at devrant.

Introvert?
Poor?
Alone?
Odd one out?
Trouble studying?
Family issues?
Debts?
Hate workplace?
Bad teacher?
Depression?
Laziness?
Forever alone?
Struggling?
Full of regrets?
Lost something?
Lost someone?
Lost?

You name it. All of us may not understand, sure. But there definitely will always be more than one person who will totally know what you are trying to say. Here at devrant only.

So whatever you are in, wherever you are and however you feel, just rant it out. 😄 And remember that we are one tap away from you.

For that devrant creators and most of all each and everyone of you have my eternal thank.

Being a programmer is easy!
It's like riding a bike
Except
The bike is on fire
you're on fire
everything is on fire
and you're in hell

programming class sucks today so I drew something while actually maintaining stuff as my teacher spews BS

Participated in an IEEE Hackathon where we built a line following robot. We were the slowest, but we had the most accuracy.

The image is our first attempt at getting it to work, consequently, we were the first team to actually get a prototype finished and working. Other people were trying to cram as many sensors as possible. We stuck with one, and 47 lines of code to make it work. Everyone else had more than 2 sensors and I can only imagine how much code they had.

As a follow-up to my comment on this rant: https://devrant.com/rants/1029538 I want to share with you my new project: BinToBmp!

It converts any file into a beautiful bitmap image illustrating all bytes as pixels. Each byte indicates an index to a color table (very happy bitmap makes it this simple).
Useful? No. Fun to make? Hell yeah!

Take a look at it on my github page:
https://github.com/Forside/BinToBmp
Download:
https://github.com/Forside/...

Print your favorite song and hang it on the wall or make a shirt from your latest compiled application. So many possibilities!

More infos in the readme.
Updates coming soon :)

P.S.: The image displays the converted jar.

@No-one asked me to make a devRant related waifu but I went "why not if devRant WAS the waifu"

and this was born while waiting for compiling code (again)

To all/any client(s) who send in an error message:

SEND IT IN FUCKING ENGLISH.

Thank you.

sudo chown tux:tux ironthrone

This made my day 🤣🤣🤣

No words

We just got a 3d printer!

I'm thinking a DevDuck next?

Browsing the internet part 2: USB flash drive in disguise🕵

Hello it's my first day here.

So where is the coffee machine?

Hi, guys. My first rant here. Can anyone please tell me where I can get the devDuck? It looks so cute.

How I see Love Live: School Idol Festival (In hell)

Friend: "your game design is not professional enough"

Me: Hold my beer.

[End Result : https://imgur.com/a/ZDLDQ]

Friend: "How the fuck?"

25 phrases you wish you could say at work more often

(Warning: Contains naughty words...:-)))

1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

10. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

11. I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

23. No, my powers can only be used for good.

24. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.

25. Who me? I just wander from room to room

I started a coffee company already. ☕️

https://nerdroast.com

devCraft [

HI GUYS! THE SERVER HAS FINALLY BEEN TRANSFERRED OVER!
There's only a few mods right now. please note, for multimc users there IS a multimc instance as well. server will not be run in offline mode, sorry cracked users.

All connection info and downloads at
http://github.com/parkcitymedia/...

Augmented programmer :D

devCraft {
Closing the minecraft server for a little while!
I'll be adding mods, writing up a perms file, and hosting the pack on git! I'll post a rant with the repo link.
One of our lovely ranters offered a VM to host the server on, so the ip is probably gonna change as well! (i also gotta make an arch bootable USB, and running the server would slow that down lol)
i'll notify you all once it's donevia a rant, like i said. until then, formulate plans, and suggest some developer-related mods for me to add in! (must be 1.7.10)
Currently planned mods are:
- ComputerCraft
- Applied Energistics
- Buildcraft
- Project Red
and a few from whatever you guys suggest. see you then!
}