Looks like I'll be debugging for the next 20 years

I found a pointer at the shopping center

Watching a user test your product for the first time...

This is brilliant 😂😂

Why I joined devRant

When you fix a bug three attempts ago but didn't notice because the result was cached.

When you wear headphones without playing any music, and avoid anyone's line of sight to get work done

You ever look as someone and think "I could replace you with a script."?

Shouldn't it be ++ instead of +1? :D

Call internet provider to ask about a problem :
costumer service: in order to help you, I need to know what windows version do you use, Windows 8, windows 7...
Me: I use linux
Costumer service : I'm sorry, we don't provide support to Windows Linux

Spending whole day debugging one error. Fixed it in 10 minutes on the next day. Anyone else ?

//TODO: make sure to add test case later

Day before publish

So I am the resident Linux Guru and a contract manager asks me who wrote rm. I guessed and said Dennis Ritchie.

"I thought you were the UNIX Guy" he says. He goes on to claim that Robert Morris wrote it and named it rm after his initials. ... In front of the whole team he did this. Ok.

Did some research and even contacted Robert T Morris at MIT ( his son) and he pointed me to a sight with documentation from the initial UNIX research at Bell Labs where his dad did in fact work with Dennis Ritchie and Ken Thompson. Turns out, I was right.

The last known image of a Cobol developer. #conspiracy #Illuminati

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When you are from Italy and you joke with your own monuments.

Me: what iPad Generation do you have?

Client: 2nd Generation

Me: Thought you had the new one?

Client: Yer I do.

Me: so how is it the 2nd Generation?!

Client: well it's the second one j have brought.

Me: 😫🔫

Going through a new hire's code, CSS noobs be like...

"What do computers and air conditioners have in common?"
"They both become useless when you open windows."

Daily.

manager: we need to design an admin system for a veterinary centre

dev: ok, this is it, remember your training

class Dog extends Animal {}

Practical testing knowledge :P

New prank:

Alias 'whoami' in system wide bashrc to 'echo "I am Groot"'.

Customer: How much costs custom developed software?
Me: How much costs a car?
Customer: Depends on which car...
Me: Exactly.

"Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows."

Spent 4 hours trying to figure out what is wrong. Next day, without morning coffee, fixed it & published in 10 mins.

Employers be like - looking for node.js dev with at least 10 years experience

When "rm -Rf node_modules ; npm install " fixes things more often than it should. It's almost like "have you tried rebooting?"

Haha lol