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When your program runs perfectly on the first try

I first got into software when found an broken printer abandoned in my front porch and u fixed it. That was when I realised that I would be an IT guy
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When you take User Experience to the next level. Just what I was thinking

Credits : Riot App

Especially my client message about an update or something..

Well he did the right thing

Update on the devRantFX:

Github: https://github.com/tahnik/devRantFX

We have made some initial sketch and have been working on it. If you have a better idea, please feel free to let us know :)

Relevant collab: https://devrant.io/collabs/420025/

When you're preparing for a hard disk format:

Updated description!
Fuck Wordpress in the ass with a new kind of cms. Make devs happy with clean code. And Laravel [more details]

Things like this make me feel good about myself. Update: moments after taking this picture, he took it down. Have any of you ever asked a stupid question like that? And, well, how did you know you when you got "good" at programming?

Major upgrade to Romannurik's android asset studio...Awesome!

Just Triggering your nostalgia

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊

I hate it when people rant that we need to call 'Ctrl, Alt & Delete' for help when we're in problem.

Real geek will use 'Ctrl + Shift + Esc'.

General advice: If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

Please people! I'm begging you! please use !Rant correctly
! means NOT
!Rant == NOT Rant
You cannot call yourselves developers if you do not understand this simple syntax!

#truth

How??

A person who left university as a good developer, probably entered university as a good developer.

Does anyone else have a mini heart attack when you touch your pockets and can't feel your phone for a second?

Plan A: Get software job in foreign country. Migrate and get citizenship there.

Plan B: Start a business in foreign country and get citizenship.

Plan C: Marry a foreign citizen, get citizenship.

Just found a Duck Store in Barcelona!! Wow decisions, desicions.. it's going to be tough😨

Guys! Yes, you devs! Not all the places in the world has the thing you call "state". Why the hell this field is required unrelated to country?

Sorry if it was posted before, but it's hilarious.

Source: reddit

Dealing with a client that won't pay:

Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until the site completely fades away...

If harambe was popular in dev world

Wordpress sucks!

I really feel insecure, when it threatens me!

Found this in my office this morning

Autocomplete in editors is like that annoying friend that keeps interrupt();ing every singletonInstance():le thing you try{}catch(Exception e)} to say, delay(1000);ing you COUNT(*)ntless of times.