Finals will be finally over.

Todo list:
1) Finish Witcher 3
2) Work on Python projects

How long did you spend for witcher 3?
I'm 100 hours into it currently.

Me pushing myself to finish my tasks.

Just got this portrait monitor.
Gotta say, I love all that real estate.

Client: Can I speak to the developer responsible for my website?
Developer: Speaking...
Client: You have a deep voice for a 5 year old.

Tesla core source code leak

(L)user - Is Youtube blocked?

— I don’t know, have you tried it...?

(L) - Well no, but I just wanted to ask before trying it.

Are you kidding me?!

"warranty void if seal is broken"
Me: "seal isn't broken"

Recently made an account on Instagram.
Uploaded two pics
Deleted both of them
Now I've -2 posts

I used to think that Google knew too much about my personal life, but now I feel like someone finally gets me 😍 (screenshot)

How programmers comment their code

It's not fake.
Really.
It's not.

*Mom shows me laptop ad of 3000 bucks with the most overkill specs ever*

Mom: "Son, will this laptop run Google?"

Me: "Do you want to surf Google or actually run Google's server?"

Mom: *looks confused*

"I also want to use Fesabook on it"

Me: *brings her a 5 year old laptop with a new ssd in it*

*has an old i3, 8gb ram and no gpu*

Mom: "This laptop is super fast! Thanks son!"

*One hour later*

*Mom calls*

"Son, I think the laptop broke"

Me: "What? What happened?"

Mom: "I pressed a button and now all the keys are lighting red" (backlit keyboard)

Me: "You can choose the color of your keyboard mom"

Mom: "Ooh! How do I make it pink?"

Me: "You can only choose between red and blue..."

Mom: "What a ripoff"

*Hangs up the phone*

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I present you the API I'm working with...

That's a pretty fucking useful error description right there.

He is going places.

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why its logical

At my study's final exams, I coded a system with login and everything included.

Showed it at the final delivery:
Fake client: awesome! So how do I logout?
Me: 😐
Me: 😶
Me: 😁
Me: 😓
Me: 😭

Yeah, you couldn't logout.

Been feeling like a caveman after moving from Java to Ruby. Reminded me of this.

Credits : developers_team on Instagram
https://instagram.com/p/...

Me: *Watching a movie*

Main Character: "Oh no, we have to hack the CIA to figure out how this machine works! Hacker girl, do the stuff"

Hacker Girl: "Consider it done!"

Hacker Girl: *Opens Linux bash*

Hacker Girl: *types 'mkdir Hack_CIA'

Hacker Girl: "They have two-factor authentication in place, this is going to be a hard one."

Hacker Girl: *Types 'cd Hack_CIA'*

Hacker Girl: "I'm in!"

Me: "..."

Friend: "Wow, so well done, so realistic!"

Me: *Dies*

Learning chineese !

Filler text for meme

How it would be

I got a girlfriend. The best thing is I am a Programmer and I Have a girlfriend. Its miracle

If someone wants to put a Sticker on their camera so noone can spy on you...

How about piping this image to your cam?

The good spaghetti code stuff

I was a long time just a silent reader but finally registered me.
So get ready for some hate, mothertruckers 🤙

Not so bad 😜

Heartbeat intensifies...

When you finally fix the bug...