the optimal size for my dev team is two.

me and whisky.

"Give someone a program, you frustrate them for a day; teach them how to program, you frustrate them for a lifetime." - David Leinweber

I'm just really bad at finishing anythi

And the title of hackerman goes to he who is now running macOS Sierra inside of VMWare on Windows 😂

I've become so numb , I can't feel you there.
#rip

Thank you devRant for being my toilet companion!!

My coffee mug 😎

Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC 😂

Who, after switching to Linux, started naming their files and folders without spaces?

I don't know whether PHP or getting friendzoned is worse, but I have to deal with both right now. What a lovely Saturday evening.

Yeah...Windows...

Finally, I've upgraded my processor. From single core 2.2 to ... wait for it ... dual core 2.7!!!!!!!!!!! Hooray

@Dacexi strikes with his UI design

Relevant collab: https://devrant.io/collabs/420025/...

Software Engineering Matrix

Few years back I managed to write a conky script after watching Breaking Bad.

The OS is elementary OS.

When a designer thinks about the Fifty Shades of Grey :

#272727, #282828, #292929, #2b2b2b, #2c2c2c, #2e2e2e, #313131, #323232, #343434, #353535, #373737, #393939, #3a3a3a, #3c3c3c, #3f3f3f, #404040, #424242, #444444, #454545, #474747, #484848, #4a4a4a, #4b4b4b, #4d4d4d, #4e4e4e, #505050, #515151, #535353, #565656, #575757, #585858, #595959, #5b5b5b, #5c5c5c, #5e5e5e, #616161, #626262, #646464, #656565, #676767, #6a6a6a, #6b6b6b, #6c6c6c, #6d6d6d, #6f6f6f, #727272, #737373, #757575, #767676, #777777, #7b7b7b, #7c7c7c, #7d7d7d, #7e7e7e, #808080, #818181, #838383, #868686, #878787, #888888, #898989, #8b8b8b, #8c8c8c, #8e8e8e, #919191, #929292, #949494, #959595, #979797, #9a9a9a, #9b9b9b, #9c9c9c, #9d9d9d, #9f9f9f, #a0a0a0, #a2a2a2, #a5a5a5, #a6a6a6, #a8a8a8.

Applied for a student JetBrains account, i got accepted in less than 12 hours. Thats what I call great customer service!

I know all the git commands:
- git status
- git add
- git commit
- git push

When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...

When technology becomes naughty 🤣🤣

And now I have 2xWindows on my PC

Do you listen to music while you code? Suggest me some

Web devs daily day

Dev dirty talk:
What's your Github account? I'd love to fork you <3

Do you reckon there could be other rant boards out there? Developers can't be the only people with problems... AccountantRant? TruckieRant? PainterRant?
...PresidentRant? Oh wait, that's his Twitter...

An average day:

1. Start working on feature
2. Finish feature
3. Feature doesn't work
4. Spend 7 hours refactoring and fixing imaginary bugs
5. Add the 3 characters that were missing
6. Laugh and cry, laugh and cry...

My team member just rewrote all of my code and it looks beautiful and it works but and now i feel like I'm a terrible programmer :'(

Gillette Excel

Using atom editor to edit source code for atom
W O A H

Who thought teaching jQuery BEFORE JavaScript was a good idea?