Project be like...

How startups work explained in js code

Developer's life

Near future

trust me, it's done and tested!

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

the different between responsive and non-responsive style

Wish this was allowed :D

NYC meetup reminder! If you're in NYC, don't forget about the meetup tonight! It will be a great opportunity to meet fellow devRant users and he founders. We also have a few squishy balls to give out :)

We're meeting at Stout NYC (midtown). All the details here: https://www.devrant.io/meetup

You can email me at david@devrant.io with any questions.

Looking forward to seeing some devRanters there!

Programmers life

When everything just comes straight from memory and you feel like a god !

This option....

Debugging nodejs... i hate it with a passion ! Anyone who agree?
i am getting nowhere,

We're good here, let's push it to prod.

So when I'm so into what I'm doing that my coffee gets cold before I've taken the first sip... I know it's going to be a good day

Why on Earth would a Performance Testing application such as JMeter have such a low Java heap space by default.. i mean wouldnt it make sence to set this as high as possible for a Performance Testing tool ? 😞

Thank you Devrant, at lunch there are no more conversations because all the developers are on Devrant.

Dev Card Deck.. WoOt!?

This should be hard coded in to every application

That one person...

error handling

Oh well..

A programmer is sitting on a bench smoking a pack of cigarettes. A guy comes up to him and says, "how can you smoke, can't you see the warnings in the pack?!".
The programmer says, " Na I only care bout error 😁".

when you view the source code on websites you visit to check out what they've got under the hood

When you slog many nights and whole weekend to complete a particular feature and then..
The client changes the requirements :|

WHAT THE FUCKIN FUCK..

When your Team Leader tells you that he will put his dick in the client's mouth if the client requests for more new features..

So professional :|

Always!

I once saw a YouTube video when youtube first started of this kid. He was a proud "hacker" and had this short video teaching everyone exactly how to hack Google.

He goes to the the terminal and types "ping http://google.com"

As the server responds, he tells everyone that was exactly how anyone can go and hack Google.

Clearly he was wrong, but he felt like more of a black hat than any of us ever will.

Troubleshooter