We got a winner here!

That guy should be remembered.

"Github is Instagram for developers" -me

I fuckin love when i follow the official documentation and the shit DOESNT FUCKIN WORK

i feel like there needs to be a volume 3 as well

A friend asked me to test a program he made
So i downloaded it, and i noticed that i crash when you try to minimize the window
After i tell him about the bug, he send me a new version, and said "I fixed it, it was pretty easy"
He just removed the minimize button
"to remove a bug, remove the feature"

Spends hours implementing a really cool new feature.

Feature gets deployed.

Client flags the new feature as a bug :'(

FML

Different error is better 👍

4am

"I need to brush my teeth before going to sleep 😵"
*goes to bathroom*
*washes hands*
*goes to bed*

1minute of heavy processing later

"FUCK"

My shower renders temperature as a boolean. 😩

Tried to install an existing web dev project in Windows 10:
- Install Atom IDE and trying to clone git repo
- Git missing, installing Git for Windows
- Installing Node (so far so good!)
- npm install
- Python missing (???), installing Python
- Ruby (????????) missing, installing Ruby
- .NET Libraries missing, installing .NET 4.0 for the 100th time
- Visual Studio Libraries for C++ 2008 missing (now you're just messing with me mate), installing 4GB of Visual Studio Libraries
- [drumroll sound]
- .....
- npm install breaks with fatal error
- Git for Windows can't be found anymore

Switched to Ubuntu out of frustration:
- Installing Atom IDE
- Installing NodeJS
- Cloning git repo
- npm install
- project is running

whut?

Night coding > day coding

Comment your own code.

"But nobody except me will see..."

COMMENT YOUR OWN CODE!!!

> finds awesome software
> finishes trial period
> looks at pricing
> looks at bank account
> cries in a corner

API? More like Aπ

A friend needed to test an API so, I told him to download Postman to start testing POST request and he ask if he needed to download Getman for testing the GET ones 🤣

Where is the LAN cable and why the hell does my chair not...

Oh.

"You're gonna lose. BUG TIME"

I am feeling nerdier than ever.

Today is:
- PI day
- Einstein birthday
- Stephen Hawking died today
- My birthday

Me: I have admin rights
Windows: Looks legit
Me: can I delete this folder ?
Windows: Nope

*me coding in Atom in world history class*
*Teacher walks over*
Teacher: Are you on task?
Me: I'm taking notes.
Teacher: It doesn't look like it.
Me: I set a dark theme for Microsoft Word.
*Teacher walks away*

You know you have hired a Python programmer do Java when .....

Java 🎉

When will people learn that?
Java!=JavaScript

When you install Java it says "3 billion devices run java"

Well I'm not sure how many of those devices actually respond

Step by step here:
1. Choosing a stack
2. What to put where(folder structure)
3. Naming stuff(variables, classes etc etc)
4. Finish what I started.

JUST GOT MY LAST EXAM RESULTS! FINALLY COMPLETED MY SOFTWARE ENGINEERING DEGREE!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The struggle was real.

Choosing Java because it works on all platforms, is THE worst reason

Java Joke......

No matter how many times you test it.

It is destined to fail when you will show it to clients. 😫