year++;

In IoT, S stands for "security"

"What the hell isn't working? Welp, better add print() to everything :^)"

If you had
one language
One framework
To code everything you want
Would you learn it or let it pass

His code is heavy,
arms are weak,
mind is bending.
It's all spaghetti.
He is nervous but looks calm and ready
to go now
but he keeps on forgetting
what he wrote down.
The manager is getting loud
He moves his mouse but the bugs won't got out
They are features now
Time to ship
Over blaow!

Saw this gem today. God damn it Siri

Installed Fedora in a partition on my old Acer laptop having never used Linux before. It's so much faster than Windows 10!

And the terminal is pretty 😍

I've been wanting to reply "Hail Hydra" 😂

First understand, then paste.

LET'S LEARN ANGULAR2

* look for some good tutorial *
* download atom-typescript *
* type "ng new demo" in console"

1185 errors.

FINISHED LEARNING ANGULAR2

If you write it twice and it's not a function call, it's wrong.

Attended a Hackathon for the last two days as a Volunteer. Now I'm Home and feeling like Jon Snow.

Code reuse.

Best Git commit msg I ever saw was nothing more than: "please work"
...found after a junior dev left our company and we were reviewing things

When your shower has more GitHub commits than you

!rant: I just realized Devrant had a dark side. Screw the jedi, I'm joining the sith.

!=Rant

This is Wilson, my codding buddy.

"I won't use javascript for this webapp where we don't use anything server-side, because I've been using php for everything"

Yeah fuck you

I know a few developers who do this 😂

So Facebook declared millions of people dead ... I guess that's what happens when you test in production

When petrol stations worldwide have default user/pass...

*facepalm*

Not sure if it just doesn't have the right character encoding scheme, or if my existence is being questioned...

People asking me to make websites...

But that is my email....

Every Monday morning:

I hate this 9-5 life. This kind of time constrains should not be allowed. I will not allow someone else to control my life. *gets ready to make rebel group and protest against government*

10 minutes later:

*sigh* *Opens up Visual Studio*

IT department created a risk assessment system and asked us to fill out the form.

I found that the form is vulnerable to XSS and possibly SQL injection so I told them and their response was:

"Oh, shit. Please don't tell anyone!"

Of course, it never get fixed :/

When everyone ask you to make them a website just because you are programmer... (when you have 0 webdev experience)

I don't write code, I just parse stack overflow answers.

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

Just finished my internship.

I entered knowing nothing and spent the entire year on solo projects.

My company does not use any frameworks because "they don't want to run code on a server that they didn't write", they use waterfall, only use version control on half the projects, use notepad++, never once even glanced at my code to check I know what I'm doing - even when i asked.

Also have never heard of a code review, have absolutely no QA in place other than the devs making it and quickly testing it visually, no requirements gathering - just pictures and have never heard of tdd.

Recently was given a project with no designs, no specs other than a verbal half thought out explanation and was dumped with random deadlines like "this needs to be demoed tomorrow night" with no idea about the project progression or what it looks like. Apparently it's all my fault that it failed.

I am very grateful to them for teaching me so much and giving me opportunities to teach myself on nice projects but come on.

What boggles my mind is that the company is 6 years old and has big, big clients. I don't understand how. I once tested a project about to go out the next day that had been "tested" and found pages of bugs. They would have lost the contract for sure...

Hmm... I'll just leave this here.