Pics ? 😃😃😃

Trying to sleep!!!

Holy fuck, muscle memory just saved my ass.

At a train station wanting to do some work on my mini laptop which has disk encryption (LUKS I think). Realised that I forgot the password partly 😬

Few tries.... incorrect. FUCK.

*hey, let's try to let my hands do the work based on muscle memory!*

*starts typing the password (its insanely long) and presses enter*

*succesfully unlocked, booting...*

😅

Dedicated to all js devs out there!

*Website exists*

Client: “I should be rich by now. Please fix.”

Me: “... Did you do any ... marketing?”

Client: “I don’t have money for marketing. That’s what the website is for.”

😂😂lmao

Just a regular software engineer...

God works in mysterious ways...

this guy found 1 mysterious way.

Forgot FAT32 had a file count limit.

Turns out Linux won't stop you from writing too many files to a FAT32 drive.

Turns out this makes FAT32 do *really weird shit.*

It's all about brain

devRant UWP client

3 years, 65 updates, 1.507 commits.
3 users donated a total of €16.97 (~€10.91 after Microsoft's fee), not enough for a payout, so I would say €0.

But it was still worth it, awesome community.

The most effective way to protest

When your half asleep coding

Thats the Vibe of AI..

oh no.

Kotlin: I don't have ternary operator, it's bad for readability
Swift: I removed ++ and --, cause they are old fashioned
Dart: *screams*

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

Lol :D

The perfect answer

This is illegal, like totally illegal

Okay, I have no idea who spreads that semicolon idea but it must be stopped. NOW.

someStatement
;someStatement
;someStatement
;

WHY?

#10YearsChallenge

we are ready..

Every fu**in time!!

Bill Gates where are you ?😁

End with 5 bugs, starts with 9.

Using deep neural networks to find the global optimum of a non convex function.

Job market these days... 😂

*Taken*

me: Just to be clear, we're only supporting chrome?
boss: Yes.

* few days later *

QA: I have a lot of bugs to report, the bosses asked me to test the app in all browsers

Manager: I need you to come up with a quick, temporary solution.

Me: Ok...but it will be kind of hackish and ugly.

Manager: Yes that's completely understandable.

Me: So again you say this is just temporary right?

Manager: Yes we will come up with a permanent solution soon.

*that was over a year ago and the "temporary" solution is not-so-temporary it seems*